I saw this, thought of all the writers I know and simultaneously chuckled and winced (a ‘chunced’? a ‘winckled’? Am proving why I write like a salamander on acid I fear). Sending love and plasters to all the writers out there!

Is there anything sadder than this sight?? Farewell my dear tea bag. I mourn the promise of joy you would’ve brought me and will remember you as I boil the living daylights out of one of your brothers and sisters. I will also curse the fact you’re all over the bloody floor and on my naked feet 😳

Well I’ve done what the bottle said but the kitchen is still filthy.

Saw this and thought “Hmm. Talented cheese”. Need more tea.

I love Fortnum and Mason, especially at Christmas. Their festive windows made me smile - unlike the chap I overheard asking where he could find pickled sprouts. Also, why would anyone pickle a clementine? It’s fruit abuse.

Reader. I baked the s*** out of my day and am proud to present this years artisanal dog biscuit offerings for the school fayre. They were made using an old family recipe of rice crispies and chocolate and chocolate cake with a chocolate topping. Additional chocolate available.

Attempting to create a Naughty/Nice List for the school fayre where I’m an elf (don’t ask). Took a lot of brain cells to think of villains in children’s literature! 6yr old son took one look and said my handwriting was ‘a bit messy’ and I’d used the wrong colours. #2025boardingschoolconvert

This is my first attempt at using my super duper new Christmas cake tin that cost a small fortune - together with the ‘easy release spray’ (?!?) that’s meant to let the cakes come out in one piece.

It’s this kind of thing that’s keeps me realistic about never giving up the day job as a lawyer.