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Portal Queen (aka Sarah Robson)
@sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk
Sarah Robson. The original Black Belt Barrister. 2002 Call. Fixed costs specialist. Based in East Midlands. 4th Dan Taekwondo Black Belt
See my website:
sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk
Ranked Leading Junior in Costs in Legal 500
No playing a Christmas game called #Mazur'sRun&Gun. Nope. You all misunderstood the position. They said all along that supervision was not sufficient, right? So, instead, you can now play a Christmas game called Track Attack. Nothing to do with #Mazur.

sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk/christmas-game
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I had a flu jab this year, as I had read the numbers were bad. The more people who are vaccinated, the better for everyone. So roll up your sleeves folks if you can.
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I have booked myself in to a nice one bed flat near the RCJ for three nights next week, Tue 9th-Thur 11th Dec. However, the case I was going for has settled, and the fee is now non-refundable. Can anyone else use it? Cost me £695.

\https://www.booking.com/hotel/gb/eldon-chambers-flat-1.html
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Mazur's Run & Gun will be coming soon!
If you were going to make a fun Christmas game on your website along the lines of #Mazur, with you chasing + being chased, what might you call it?

* Mazur Trials
* Mazur Mayhem/Mayday
* Mazur's Mince Pie Mayday
* Mazur Mania
* Mazur Rogue Rush
* Mazur Crossfire
* Mazur Run & Gun
* Mazur Escape
etc?
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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This government has not taken a single meaningful step to tackle the causes of the horrendous inefficiencies in the criminal justice system, instead rushing to dismantle trial by jury.

Legal professionals have offered numerous alternatives to address the backlog.

Ministers are not listening.
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Has anyone on here ever used an electric hole punch for papers please? I'm still a big paper fan, and would like to speed up the process with an electric hole punch, but wonder if they actually help much or whether I should just get a heavy duty manual one?
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you were going to make a fun Christmas game on your website along the lines of #Mazur, with you chasing + being chased, what might you call it?

* Mazur Trials
* Mazur Mayhem/Mayday
* Mazur's Mince Pie Mayday
* Mazur Mania
* Mazur Rogue Rush
* Mazur Crossfire
* Mazur Run & Gun
* Mazur Escape
etc?
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Bluesky tax legal folk:

If an item is designed and used solely by disabled people, does that make it exempt from import tax? (My understanding is that it is).

Item: wheelchair rugby ball

Any tips on challenging the import tax demanded by HMRC to have the item released?
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I raised #Mazur today in Birmingham CC on a cost schedule with only a Grade D on running the case. The judge said they had just had an email from the Designated Circuit Judge on Fri that any cases relying on Mazur had to go to him for directions and hearing, because the implications were so serious.
November 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen!

May I introduce you to two new Black Belts and one new 2nd Dan Black Belt? The three in the middle took their gradings at the weekend and they all passed. I am so proud of every one of my students, they have all worked really hard to get here.

Congratulations!
#BlackBelt
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Clever mouse!
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm thrilled to announce I'm a leading junior for costs in Legal 500!

"Sarah is clearly a leading expert in the world of fixed costs disputes. She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of costs. Incredibly thorough, strategic, and always well-prepared. A fearless and tenacious barrister."
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I do l9ve a bit of Star Trek.
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Does my cat remind you of anyone?
September 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Advanced stealth training:
September 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I want to rely on a case in an appeal, where the CA over turned the decision of the judge likely to be hearing my appeal.

Any tips for my funeral? 😱
August 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sweet & Maxwell are now apparently considering removing the Pre-Action Protocols from the White Book. Do they not know how the PAPs affect every aspect of a claim, not just pre-action but during and through costs at the end?! 😀

If you get sent the survey, please tell them how important PAPs are!🙏
August 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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“Putin would eat you for lunch.”

Today, exactly that happened.
August 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stealth training Week 1:
August 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Apparently the button to go to checkout is in the top middle of this screen not the top right of the screen, and obviously completely hidden from my husband who was looking for it where I told him to look, in the top right of the screen.
August 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Artemis wanted me to tell you that you’re doing your best and to keep going.
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
View from my hotel window from last week for court.

But which court? Wrong answers only.
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So true!
August 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM