Sarah
@sarahrhodes.bsky.social
One hell of a nester
IG: Parohome
IG: Parohome
Cannot even tell you how many men have disappointed me this week. Surely a record. Guess I’ll die single
April 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Cannot even tell you how many men have disappointed me this week. Surely a record. Guess I’ll die single
Keeping things borderline chaotic and just sent a lil message on the class dojo app omg. I really should not have this much confidence / access to my phone at night
This is an obscure enough social media outlet for me to say that I neeeeed to talk to somebody about the massive crush I have on my kids’ school principal 😂
March 31, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Keeping things borderline chaotic and just sent a lil message on the class dojo app omg. I really should not have this much confidence / access to my phone at night
My life is less sex, drugs, rock n roll, and more sex, coffee, indie Americana
March 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
My life is less sex, drugs, rock n roll, and more sex, coffee, indie Americana
This is an obscure enough social media outlet for me to say that I neeeeed to talk to somebody about the massive crush I have on my kids’ school principal 😂
March 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This is an obscure enough social media outlet for me to say that I neeeeed to talk to somebody about the massive crush I have on my kids’ school principal 😂
I’ve got a date tonight ✨
March 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’ve got a date tonight ✨
Here’s the deal. If you text me once, & I forget to respond for half a day, so then you start texting & calling incessantly-
Reaching out on multiple apps including dating app we met on- I’m ghosting you hardcore. I will never text you back. That’s harassment at that pt, all bc you weren’t patient!?
Reaching out on multiple apps including dating app we met on- I’m ghosting you hardcore. I will never text you back. That’s harassment at that pt, all bc you weren’t patient!?
March 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Here’s the deal. If you text me once, & I forget to respond for half a day, so then you start texting & calling incessantly-
Reaching out on multiple apps including dating app we met on- I’m ghosting you hardcore. I will never text you back. That’s harassment at that pt, all bc you weren’t patient!?
Reaching out on multiple apps including dating app we met on- I’m ghosting you hardcore. I will never text you back. That’s harassment at that pt, all bc you weren’t patient!?
After like 7 months of applying for every type of fucking job I would be remotely qualified for, I’m so excited that I started a new job this week in my field of interior design with a fantastic designer and a positive and driven female team!! Now working at All The Things Home: pics from site check
March 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
After like 7 months of applying for every type of fucking job I would be remotely qualified for, I’m so excited that I started a new job this week in my field of interior design with a fantastic designer and a positive and driven female team!! Now working at All The Things Home: pics from site check
Always thinkin about tacos, the loaded horchata, and the salsa bar at La Santisima (everybody knows the pecan salsa is the best one)
March 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Always thinkin about tacos, the loaded horchata, and the salsa bar at La Santisima (everybody knows the pecan salsa is the best one)
This car just passed me and the dog stared me down with its head hanging out the window, so smug
March 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This car just passed me and the dog stared me down with its head hanging out the window, so smug
I have 2 dates tomorrow before noon am I doing this right
March 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have 2 dates tomorrow before noon am I doing this right
Tonight, I treated myself to a string quartet performing emo songs and it was everything. So good. My heart was so happy. Even if I was the only person in this entire outdoor auditorium without a date lol (the MOST emo)
March 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Tonight, I treated myself to a string quartet performing emo songs and it was everything. So good. My heart was so happy. Even if I was the only person in this entire outdoor auditorium without a date lol (the MOST emo)
I’ve been in a bathtub for like 3 hours and now I’m too tired to get out. Committing to sleeping in cold water I guess
March 15, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I’ve been in a bathtub for like 3 hours and now I’m too tired to get out. Committing to sleeping in cold water I guess
What if I became so unhinged and so unfiltered here
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What if I became so unhinged and so unfiltered here
Decided to start yumming everyone’s yucks
March 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Decided to start yumming everyone’s yucks
Back in my ho era. 10/10 night last night. It had to be noted!!
March 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Back in my ho era. 10/10 night last night. It had to be noted!!
Gym w Liz today 🩷 cursing men in general while dying from hip thrusts. My goal is to spend the time while filing for / waiting for divorce getting so hot and snatched 🥰
March 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gym w Liz today 🩷 cursing men in general while dying from hip thrusts. My goal is to spend the time while filing for / waiting for divorce getting so hot and snatched 🥰
Men are trash and girlfriends are angels
March 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Men are trash and girlfriends are angels
I’m taking myself on a date this Saturday to see a concert at the zoo of a string quartet performing emo songs by candlelight and I’m probably gonna hold my own hand. Maybe even get my own car door for me 🥰
March 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m taking myself on a date this Saturday to see a concert at the zoo of a string quartet performing emo songs by candlelight and I’m probably gonna hold my own hand. Maybe even get my own car door for me 🥰
Be the person who says “congratulations” when someone else tells you they’re getting a divorce :)
I need yall to celebrate me right now
I need yall to celebrate me right now
March 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Be the person who says “congratulations” when someone else tells you they’re getting a divorce :)
I need yall to celebrate me right now
I need yall to celebrate me right now
I’ve decided to like nature now
March 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I’ve decided to like nature now
Going for a hike to talk to the desert this morning about a boy 😔🌵
March 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Going for a hike to talk to the desert this morning about a boy 😔🌵
I have sadness in my heart 💔
March 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I have sadness in my heart 💔
Filling out divorce paperwork. I would have made a horrible attorney. My attention is not meant for paperwork
March 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Filling out divorce paperwork. I would have made a horrible attorney. My attention is not meant for paperwork
I think I met the perfect guy on tinder and he called me on my shit and won’t date me till I finalize my divorce? Hot
March 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I think I met the perfect guy on tinder and he called me on my shit and won’t date me till I finalize my divorce? Hot