Sarah A. Schwanbom
@sarahmedkh.bsky.social
Pulp writer with a lot of thoughts about everything. I am a genderfluid transsexual.
Oh Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy!
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy!
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Oh Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy!
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori... for anyone that cares
Historical Jesus - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histori... for anyone that cares
I don’t know what to tell you honestly. Jesus being a historical figure whose followers founded Christianity based on his teachings is the scholarly consensus. I’m not even making a religious argument. You might as well tell me Karl Marx was fictional person because Marxist-leninists are stupid
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I don’t know what to tell you honestly. Jesus being a historical figure whose followers founded Christianity based on his teachings is the scholarly consensus. I’m not even making a religious argument. You might as well tell me Karl Marx was fictional person because Marxist-leninists are stupid
Take the parlour tricks away and you’re left with literally all of his rhetoric. The sermon on the mount is fully intact without any supernatural elements.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Take the parlour tricks away and you’re left with literally all of his rhetoric. The sermon on the mount is fully intact without any supernatural elements.
Gandalf: “I didn’t know earlier! I didn’t want to scare you without being certain”
Frodo: “but how do you know? How can you be sure?”
Gandalf who literally just told him he’s been fact checking for 17 years:
Frodo: “but how do you know? How can you be sure?”
Gandalf who literally just told him he’s been fact checking for 17 years:
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Gandalf: “I didn’t know earlier! I didn’t want to scare you without being certain”
Frodo: “but how do you know? How can you be sure?”
Gandalf who literally just told him he’s been fact checking for 17 years:
Frodo: “but how do you know? How can you be sure?”
Gandalf who literally just told him he’s been fact checking for 17 years:
Gandalf: “Frodo, I’ve been gone for 17 years and have been periodically checking in on you, I’ve been so worried friend, but I needed to make sure I knew, I’m sorry to say you carry the one ring”
Frodo: “Why didn’t you tell me earlier???”
Gandalf: “Motherfucker????”
Frodo: “Why didn’t you tell me earlier???”
Gandalf: “Motherfucker????”
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Gandalf: “Frodo, I’ve been gone for 17 years and have been periodically checking in on you, I’ve been so worried friend, but I needed to make sure I knew, I’m sorry to say you carry the one ring”
Frodo: “Why didn’t you tell me earlier???”
Gandalf: “Motherfucker????”
Frodo: “Why didn’t you tell me earlier???”
Gandalf: “Motherfucker????”
Bara energidryck sen 32 dagar tillbaka🎉
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Bara energidryck sen 32 dagar tillbaka🎉
Det är jag, jag är på tåget en måndagsmorgon
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Det är jag, jag är på tåget en måndagsmorgon
My favourite film depends on whether or not I remember that The Master exists when asked
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My favourite film depends on whether or not I remember that The Master exists when asked
Also I don’t trust anyone else to depict Elric as the anger-issues-but-well-meaning-but-also-pretentiously-assholeish-and-straight-but-curious twink that he is
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Also I don’t trust anyone else to depict Elric as the anger-issues-but-well-meaning-but-also-pretentiously-assholeish-and-straight-but-curious twink that he is
You still gave 100% yesterday and today on average❤️
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
You still gave 100% yesterday and today on average❤️
^ This out of context makes me look so bad I just realised lmao
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
^ This out of context makes me look so bad I just realised lmao
death penalty is pretty damn woke
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
death penalty is pretty damn woke
I grade the wokeness of my opinions by just taking them seriously. I’ve had anarchists try to explain to me that killing pow’s in a revolution is not the same as the death penalty, so therefore they should be able to support the first without the latter. Turns out *actually* being against the the
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I grade the wokeness of my opinions by just taking them seriously. I’ve had anarchists try to explain to me that killing pow’s in a revolution is not the same as the death penalty, so therefore they should be able to support the first without the latter. Turns out *actually* being against the the
It’s crazy, but I’ve realised that sometimes the most woke opinion is just “I think it is wrong to kill”, without any asterisk or exception.
November 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It’s crazy, but I’ve realised that sometimes the most woke opinion is just “I think it is wrong to kill”, without any asterisk or exception.
The only way they can cope with that fear is to convince themselves a that 1) we’re actually unhappy, unhealthy, crazy or whatever. Or 2) that what we’re doing is morally wrong. If neither of those are true. The queerphobes, have to admit they’ve cut the light out of themselves. Dread, fear, horror.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The only way they can cope with that fear is to convince themselves a that 1) we’re actually unhappy, unhealthy, crazy or whatever. Or 2) that what we’re doing is morally wrong. If neither of those are true. The queerphobes, have to admit they’ve cut the light out of themselves. Dread, fear, horror.
We are living proof that all those rules they followed, all those clothes they didn’t wear, all that makeup they didn’t put on, all those people they didn’t love, all those interests they didn’t explore, it was all for nothing. And it fucking scares the shit out of them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
We are living proof that all those rules they followed, all those clothes they didn’t wear, all that makeup they didn’t put on, all those people they didn’t love, all those interests they didn’t explore, it was all for nothing. And it fucking scares the shit out of them.
“Phobic doesn’t mean fear, it means aversion” is stupid. Homophobes and transphobes aren’t averse, they’re fucking scared of us. They’re terrified of what we mean for them, terrified of the weight of everything they’ve denied themselves to be seen as normal.
November 16, 2025 at 8:38 AM
“Phobic doesn’t mean fear, it means aversion” is stupid. Homophobes and transphobes aren’t averse, they’re fucking scared of us. They’re terrified of what we mean for them, terrified of the weight of everything they’ve denied themselves to be seen as normal.
We’ve talked about this girl
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We’ve talked about this girl
Just wait a century and I think we can make a good case for it
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Just wait a century and I think we can make a good case for it