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Sarah Vernon
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my give a fucks are on vacation

So I thought that if I piled something good on all my bad
That I could cancel out the darkness I inherited from dad

Me and Jesus we’re of the same heart The only thing that keeps us distant Is that I keep fuckin’ up
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maybe two inches ya’ll…
just a photo of our ice and snow covered tree filled backyard. the barren trees are tall & the branches are covered in a light powdery snow. cloudy and sunless, it is a very moody morning.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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this was the milk case at my neighborhood publix at 6pm tonight. all the bread displays near the milk were also empty (but the actual bread aisle had plenty…of full price bread).
a basically empty double milk case at a southern grocery store when the forecast calls for snow. less than 20 gallons left until closing tonight at 9pm. all over two inches of snow. it’s giving me a migraine! these people are wild!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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and so it begins…

look the schools are in a bad spot — nobody in this town can drive in the snow (except for the west virginia & jersey transplants) and the winter weather is supposed to begin right as the early high school buses hit the road at 6:30am.
text message from school: All Henrico County Public Schools and offices will be closed for students and staff on Friday, Dec. 5.
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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what did those kids take or smoke???
“Earlier today, school administrators called 911 to assist three students who became ill, and in one case, extremely agitated. The school was temporarily in restricted movement while EMS evaluated and later transported the students to a nearby medical facility for tollow-up. The school has resumed normal operations, and instruction is continuing in the classrooms. We do not anticipate any further disruptions to the school day. Please use this incident as an opportunity to remind your students of the potential dangers of sharing any type of smoking paraphernalia or medication. I appreciate your partnership in keeping our students and our school safe.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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WHAT IS HAPPENING???
an email from one of our middle school principals: Raider Students, It has been brought to my attention that there is a new trend with a belt. This is a reminder that the purpose of a belt is to be worn around your waist to help keep your pants up. If a belt is used for any other purpose we will be collecting the belts and parents can pick them up.
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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SCREAMING INTO THE VOID
a screen shot of the trouble shooting page for our deco telling me that our new-ish router isn’t connected to the internet? with the online light lit up? with the phone working? yeah, we still have a land line.
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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one of the proudest parenting moments yet…
my 12 year old identical twin girls dressed in black suits, white shirts & black ties plus black fedoras & sunglasses and prison tattoos on their fingers for Jake and Elwood Blues.
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I hope the next president awards the Presidential Medal of Freedom to the Daily Beast’s headline/editing staff.
Headline: Butthurt Trump Tries Playing Hardball With Putin: I'm Not Wasting My Time' Headline: Trump, 79, Flashes Cankles at Summit With Asian Leaders Headline: Trump, 79, Posts Deranged Medical Advice at 4 a.m.
October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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we created these masterpieces in 15 minutes as we were running out the door…
our protest signs: The Only Good Orange Monarch Is A Butterfly, ADIDE NO HATRED, POWER TO THE PEACEFUL
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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first sign we saw in Richmond
#NoKings
a bright yellow sign carried high in the crowd: There once was a Con man who looks like a pumpkin He hips out with loser Putin and Youngkin He uses presidential power for retributor Taking rights from our institution From the Oval office, we must bump him
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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got a true radiating heat sunburn today…the first in a few years…totally worth it though
Panoramic photo of the beach at First Landing State Park. Crystal blue skies, not a cloud to be seen, wide open light brown sandy beach and gentle waves shining in the sun.
October 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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please don’t rapture me until i watch the entire season…twice
a screenshot of the Apple TV phone popup reminding me that my favorite show of the past four years is back with a new season. SLOW HORSES IS BACK BITCHES!
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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it’s on sale at Costco!
screenshot of the Costco app. offering the sale price on light brown rice.
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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the NBC AI headline algorithm has a sense of humor?
the NBC News Headline: Kirk's assassination tests Trump's ability to help heal a nation What in the actual fuck?
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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looks like Publix got the MAHA memo
this is a screenshot of the Public Pharmacy website. it is for scheduling the covid vaccine. it specifically states the covid vaccine is NOT recommended for pregnancy. this is incorrect. please ask your doctor about what is best for you and your baby before considering the unscientific ramblings of lunatics.
August 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Happy First Day of School to those who celebrate!
this is a photo of my four children on the first day of school. Initial A is 11 years old and starting 7th grade. Her brown hair is slicked back into a high bun. She is wearing a light blue shirt, a black pleated skort and light blue eyeglasses. Initial E is 13 years old and starting 8th grade. Her long-ish golden hair is straight down her back. She is wearing a cream colored T-shirt with a colorful design and black track shorts. Initial L is 15 years old and starting 10th grade. Her dark brown hair is covered with a black bandana. She is wearing a light purple sweatshirt and black jean shorts. Initial C is 11 years old and starting 7th grade. Her long brown hair is parted in the middle and braided. She is wearing her green Daintree Rainforest tshirt, blue jean shorts and dark blue eyeglasses. They are all forcing a smile before heading out to their various buses.
August 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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my mother paid for everyone to go a third time because they had such a fun time on the mountain coaster in tacky touristy Gatlinburg
August 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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didn’t get a 1,000th ride shoutout from Cody Rigsby but did get a Happy Birthday shoutout…I’ll take it! #beggarscantbechoosers
a screenshot of my peloton class stats from today: sarahkarlene 8/7/25 @ 5:29 PM • BIKE Cycling Workout 30 min 90s Ride CODY RIGSBY LEADERBOARD RANK 233 out of 1,085 ACHIEVEMENTS 1,000th Ride
August 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Q: Why do you exercise?
A: To do this:
me (a middle aged white post menopausal mom of four) doing the balancing table pose with a small grey goat on my back. in a barn. in the heat & humidity. no wiggles.
June 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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fuck yeah! my birthplace is represented in the cheese case again.
a photo several chunks of blue cheese cheese from the Roth Dairy in Monroe, Wisconsin. I was born in Monroe. The town is swimming in quality cheese companies. If you ever find a cheese from Monroe, buy it! it will not disappoint!
June 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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we took J to Humpback Rocks for his Father’s Day gift. i was hoping for less complaining since this activity was a gift. i was disappointed.
a landscape photo from the almost top of Humpback Rocks off the Blue Ridge Parkway. in the foreground are grey & taupe cliffs. in the background, the rolling soft green mountains of the Blue Ridge in Virginia. plus many, many grey clouds filling the sky.
June 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Jesus H Christ. How small and evil can you be?
a screenshot of my Washington Post alert email that says the Trump Administration remains committed to shutting down Dupont Circle Park in DC during World Pride weekend. The email notes the park is located jn one of DCs historic LGBTQ neighborhoods. The National Park Service is installing fences this morning…rather than performing one of the million maintenance tasks that needs to be complete in the DC park system.
June 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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and so it begins…
a screenshot of an email from our car insurance company regarding teen drivers as our oldest turns 15 this week. i think we still have several months before she can get her learners permit.
June 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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and she didn’t know what I was talking about when I mentioned this award.
a screenshot of the text message from our public school system advising that our daughter was a “Principal’s Scholar” award winner.
May 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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secretly, we all 🩷 the irony of taking our 10th weekend trip together to Stafford County.
a photo from our rental house on Aquia Creek looking east at the train bridge…spent the morning watching eagles and osprey dive for fish in the water.
May 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM