Sarah
@sarahisthelaw.bsky.social
In-house attorney, likes laughing and character-building exercises. Posts are mine and mine alone.
Where were all these pretty dresses when I was small enough to wear them?
July 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Where were all these pretty dresses when I was small enough to wear them?
Goal for today: Survive.
April 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Goal for today: Survive.
No, you just used two whole pieces of paper practicing your handwritten signature since the last time you signed anything it was 2020.
March 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
No, you just used two whole pieces of paper practicing your handwritten signature since the last time you signed anything it was 2020.
Getting sushi for dinner, I’m between two first dates, and…were guys always this insufferable in my 20s?
March 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Getting sushi for dinner, I’m between two first dates, and…were guys always this insufferable in my 20s?
Why was Ursula an octopus and not a (loan) shark?
a man wearing glasses and a black hoodie says serious question while holding a bag of chips .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black hoodie says serious question while holding a bag of chips .
media.tenor.com
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why was Ursula an octopus and not a (loan) shark?
I could complain about 👧🏼 coming in to bed this morning at 445 and immediately sleeping perpendicular to me. But I was already awake after a work dream woke me up angry at my boss. So I guess I won’t complain. Happy Monday, folks.
February 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I could complain about 👧🏼 coming in to bed this morning at 445 and immediately sleeping perpendicular to me. But I was already awake after a work dream woke me up angry at my boss. So I guess I won’t complain. Happy Monday, folks.
Just called back a doctor’s office to let them know they misdialed and left a voicemail at a wrong number. Mr Morton, call your doctor!
a woman with an afro is saying you 've done a good deed for today
ALT: a woman with an afro is saying you 've done a good deed for today
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February 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Just called back a doctor’s office to let them know they misdialed and left a voicemail at a wrong number. Mr Morton, call your doctor!
Work crisis ended last night at 10pm. Nailed the prime rib tonight for dinner. Lunch tomorrow with a good friend.
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's going to be okay '' written on it .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` it 's going to be okay '' written on it .
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Work crisis ended last night at 10pm. Nailed the prime rib tonight for dinner. Lunch tomorrow with a good friend.
Crying at work = stopping for dinner on the way home.
January 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Crying at work = stopping for dinner on the way home.
Watching the original Disney’s Cinderella, and wondering how movies are scored, and how do I get that job…
January 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Watching the original Disney’s Cinderella, and wondering how movies are scored, and how do I get that job…
Showered. Exfoliated. Deep conditioned. Moisturized. Teeth brushed. Tired. Ready to put me and these past couple days to bed.
December 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Showered. Exfoliated. Deep conditioned. Moisturized. Teeth brushed. Tired. Ready to put me and these past couple days to bed.
If you can’t sleep for two nights in a row because you can’t stop thinking about how awful your boss made your YE review (even though you got a great rating), it’s time for a new job, yes?
December 28, 2024 at 8:50 PM
If you can’t sleep for two nights in a row because you can’t stop thinking about how awful your boss made your YE review (even though you got a great rating), it’s time for a new job, yes?
Oh, biscuits!!
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Bluey balloon pops during inflation before Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
The balloon of Bluey, the beloved children’s cartoon character, popped during inflation the day before the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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November 28, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Oh, biscuits!!
World Market coming in for the W yet again
November 24, 2024 at 9:36 PM
World Market coming in for the W yet again
“AI is just a tool that you can use to give you more insights!”
I wonder what would happen if I were to point out that, similar to AI, tarot is also a tool that you can use to give you insights.
I wonder what would happen if I were to point out that, similar to AI, tarot is also a tool that you can use to give you insights.
a tarot card with the eye roll written on it
ALT: a tarot card with the eye roll written on it
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November 24, 2024 at 12:53 AM
“AI is just a tool that you can use to give you more insights!”
I wonder what would happen if I were to point out that, similar to AI, tarot is also a tool that you can use to give you insights.
I wonder what would happen if I were to point out that, similar to AI, tarot is also a tool that you can use to give you insights.
Today I wanted to exercise, do some work, start to prep for Thanksgiving, and play some videogames.
Today what I have done is play some videogames.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
Today what I have done is play some videogames.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
November 24, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Today I wanted to exercise, do some work, start to prep for Thanksgiving, and play some videogames.
Today what I have done is play some videogames.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
Today what I have done is play some videogames.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
How should I feel knowing my boss used ai to help write my year-end review? I’m feeling like “wth,” but maybe that’s unreasonable?
November 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
How should I feel knowing my boss used ai to help write my year-end review? I’m feeling like “wth,” but maybe that’s unreasonable?
Me: Yipes, those credit card bills were a bit high, need to watch it this month!
Also me: I’m hosting Thanksgiving, so three le creuset bakers are a need not a want. Nevermind my 4 full size cookie sheets that already exist. I’m HOSTING for chrissake!
Also me: I’m hosting Thanksgiving, so three le creuset bakers are a need not a want. Nevermind my 4 full size cookie sheets that already exist. I’m HOSTING for chrissake!
October 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Me: Yipes, those credit card bills were a bit high, need to watch it this month!
Also me: I’m hosting Thanksgiving, so three le creuset bakers are a need not a want. Nevermind my 4 full size cookie sheets that already exist. I’m HOSTING for chrissake!
Also me: I’m hosting Thanksgiving, so three le creuset bakers are a need not a want. Nevermind my 4 full size cookie sheets that already exist. I’m HOSTING for chrissake!
When you’re 40, the pumpkin spice fall szn of your youth turns into a glorious french onion everything autumn szn, and it is marvelous!
October 20, 2024 at 12:34 AM
When you’re 40, the pumpkin spice fall szn of your youth turns into a glorious french onion everything autumn szn, and it is marvelous!
I got a canva account for when I needed to create meeting materials for work, and just got the app and see how all you influencers are doing it!
kim kardashian is wearing a pink velvet dress and gloves and says i 'm an influencer
ALT: kim kardashian is wearing a pink velvet dress and gloves and says i 'm an influencer
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October 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I got a canva account for when I needed to create meeting materials for work, and just got the app and see how all you influencers are doing it!
Dodged a bullet today with a potential new job. Yikes. The universe always provides.
September 20, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Dodged a bullet today with a potential new job. Yikes. The universe always provides.
Job: Great, family-like coworkers, on the fastest track they have (slow), but recently job has shifted in a way I dont like and I dont see it changing anytime soon.
Potential job: Great, everything I love about my current job and nothing I dont, fast track, but the devil I don’t know.
Potential job: Great, everything I love about my current job and nothing I dont, fast track, but the devil I don’t know.
September 15, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Job: Great, family-like coworkers, on the fastest track they have (slow), but recently job has shifted in a way I dont like and I dont see it changing anytime soon.
Potential job: Great, everything I love about my current job and nothing I dont, fast track, but the devil I don’t know.
Potential job: Great, everything I love about my current job and nothing I dont, fast track, but the devil I don’t know.
I got an offer for a new job (yay!!), not really expected, and they moved fast. So now I need to decide: speedrun career, or stay at my current job? Both end up at the same end boss, but current job has side quests, which I would otherwise be all about.
September 14, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I got an offer for a new job (yay!!), not really expected, and they moved fast. So now I need to decide: speedrun career, or stay at my current job? Both end up at the same end boss, but current job has side quests, which I would otherwise be all about.
Girl on the train is taking up a whole 4-top because she spread out with her bare feet on the seat.
Guess where I sat? 😈😈
Guess where I sat? 😈😈
July 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Girl on the train is taking up a whole 4-top because she spread out with her bare feet on the seat.
Guess where I sat? 😈😈
Guess where I sat? 😈😈
HBD to me!! Upgraded purses and wallets, now need a pouch…
February 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
HBD to me!! Upgraded purses and wallets, now need a pouch…