sapphire !
sapphirebat.bsky.social
sapphire !
@sapphirebat.bsky.social
mst3k mega-fan, semiprofessional solas hater, voracious reader, and the worst warlock (besides osiris) in destiny 2.

you’ve probably seen me trying to be funny in twitch chat. this is my fandom account.
i assume you’re not allowed to write “what DIDN’T i do” and hit send
June 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
June 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i’d say i have a type but let’s be real the only thing similar between astarion and emmrich is that they both sound like they belong in a bbc drama (despite astarion having an american accent)
December 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Gosh, this is gonna annoy some people out of their gourds
December 9, 2024 at 5:09 AM
“But he’s fifty two” Vincent Price was fifty three in Masque of the Red Death, watch that movie and tell me with a straight face he couldn’t get it because he’s “too old”
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 29, 2024 at 11:27 PM