Sansfield
@sansfield.bsky.social
A fucking beast, a monster, insane, crazy. LIBERALS BEWARE YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE!
DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU:
- Dont eat yogurt
- Are named Johanas
- 1998
- ICAC
DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU:
- Dont eat yogurt
- Are named Johanas
- 1998
- ICAC
Pinned
anyone else been thinking of death alot more lately are there kill yourself spores in the air
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
anyone else been thinking of death alot more lately are there kill yourself spores in the air
cheese and leaf sandwich.
I met a man twice in my life. Once when I was 10, he was cold and foreboding; he spoke of my father with respect at his funeral. I touched his hand and it was cold. When I was 20 he came back. He pointed a finger gun at me and laughed. I fear 30.
I met a man twice in my life. Once when I was 10, he was cold and foreboding; he spoke of my father with respect at his funeral. I touched his hand and it was cold. When I was 20 he came back. He pointed a finger gun at me and laughed. I fear 30.
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 AM
cheese and leaf sandwich.
I met a man twice in my life. Once when I was 10, he was cold and foreboding; he spoke of my father with respect at his funeral. I touched his hand and it was cold. When I was 20 he came back. He pointed a finger gun at me and laughed. I fear 30.
I met a man twice in my life. Once when I was 10, he was cold and foreboding; he spoke of my father with respect at his funeral. I touched his hand and it was cold. When I was 20 he came back. He pointed a finger gun at me and laughed. I fear 30.
fireball and mustard dog.
I had a dream that I was inside the machine that turned time. I had begged every particle of sand to stop falling, but they continued, and I was swallowed.
I had a dream that I was inside the machine that turned time. I had begged every particle of sand to stop falling, but they continued, and I was swallowed.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
fireball and mustard dog.
I had a dream that I was inside the machine that turned time. I had begged every particle of sand to stop falling, but they continued, and I was swallowed.
I had a dream that I was inside the machine that turned time. I had begged every particle of sand to stop falling, but they continued, and I was swallowed.
(18+) (VIEW WITH CAUTION) (ADULTS ONLY) (GORE) fuck... the y kiled him end of the gaem game* gam.e...
November 4, 2025 at 9:14 AM
(18+) (VIEW WITH CAUTION) (ADULTS ONLY) (GORE) fuck... the y kiled him end of the gaem game* gam.e...
ATTENTION MASHUP WEEK: MEGAMIX FANS:
For LR2 M5 gSports vs Cadence, please put your "how did you find Megamix?" answer as "The oracle told me." or some variant of that phrase i want to randomly confuse the rest of vote sorting team because i'm evil and the oracle told me to.
For LR2 M5 gSports vs Cadence, please put your "how did you find Megamix?" answer as "The oracle told me." or some variant of that phrase i want to randomly confuse the rest of vote sorting team because i'm evil and the oracle told me to.
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
ATTENTION MASHUP WEEK: MEGAMIX FANS:
For LR2 M5 gSports vs Cadence, please put your "how did you find Megamix?" answer as "The oracle told me." or some variant of that phrase i want to randomly confuse the rest of vote sorting team because i'm evil and the oracle told me to.
For LR2 M5 gSports vs Cadence, please put your "how did you find Megamix?" answer as "The oracle told me." or some variant of that phrase i want to randomly confuse the rest of vote sorting team because i'm evil and the oracle told me to.
got really drunk and accidentally watched every camman18 video and i noticed a 3.49% uptick in my usage of the words RAREST, HUGE and BEST. I'm having a stroke and its the NEW RAREST condition in my body!
October 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
got really drunk and accidentally watched every camman18 video and i noticed a 3.49% uptick in my usage of the words RAREST, HUGE and BEST. I'm having a stroke and its the NEW RAREST condition in my body!
you ever just realize you're a fucking moron and want to blow your own brains out with a 6 shooter anyway does anyone have a spare 6 shooter i gotta blow some brains out
October 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
you ever just realize you're a fucking moron and want to blow your own brains out with a 6 shooter anyway does anyone have a spare 6 shooter i gotta blow some brains out
EEFFOC DEAD AT 27????
October 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
EEFFOC DEAD AT 27????
PSA: If your friend tells you to cover your face in peanut butter, your response should be "why would i do that?" and NOT "smooth or crunchy?"
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
PSA: If your friend tells you to cover your face in peanut butter, your response should be "why would i do that?" and NOT "smooth or crunchy?"
How long is the adjustment period for sucking dick if you get those permanent vampire teeth/canine extensions? Asking for a friend
October 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How long is the adjustment period for sucking dick if you get those permanent vampire teeth/canine extensions? Asking for a friend
*snaps fingers three times* wake up wake up wake up, i went to the eternal sea and touched the orb of knowledge, ive learnt to make a new spell. i need 2 flagons of hopscotch venom *snaps fingers* are you listening to me?
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
*snaps fingers three times* wake up wake up wake up, i went to the eternal sea and touched the orb of knowledge, ive learnt to make a new spell. i need 2 flagons of hopscotch venom *snaps fingers* are you listening to me?
22nd year alive plan: get money, fuck bitches, epic bacon
22nd year alive plan B: onlyfans until I die in a brothel
22nd year alive plan B: onlyfans until I die in a brothel
October 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
22nd year alive plan: get money, fuck bitches, epic bacon
22nd year alive plan B: onlyfans until I die in a brothel
22nd year alive plan B: onlyfans until I die in a brothel
three word horror story
"baby shoes, never
"baby shoes, never
October 13, 2025 at 9:25 AM
three word horror story
"baby shoes, never
"baby shoes, never
i discovered a new animal, im calling it a throw-against-wall rat
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i discovered a new animal, im calling it a throw-against-wall rat
flirting vs sexual harassment
October 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
flirting vs sexual harassment
i test my insults out in the mirror first to make sure they have maximum effect
October 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i test my insults out in the mirror first to make sure they have maximum effect
WOULD YOU RATHER: Watch all of Adam Sandler's 'Click' OR hurt someone?
October 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
WOULD YOU RATHER: Watch all of Adam Sandler's 'Click' OR hurt someone?
i dont get how wordle works man what is this shit just when i think im getting it i find out theres numbers 😭 how do i get higher than 13
September 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
i dont get how wordle works man what is this shit just when i think im getting it i find out theres numbers 😭 how do i get higher than 13
I just spent 2 hours dreaming about being forced to bake 2000 cakes or my house would be sold to a yeti and when i got to cake 3 i collapsed and the yeti leaned over me and said "i control the suez now!" then hit me so hard i woke up
September 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I just spent 2 hours dreaming about being forced to bake 2000 cakes or my house would be sold to a yeti and when i got to cake 3 i collapsed and the yeti leaned over me and said "i control the suez now!" then hit me so hard i woke up
would you rather head from crazy dave or brains from a zombie
September 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
would you rather head from crazy dave or brains from a zombie
everyones talking about naming tobys character gaster or togore but nobody is talking about naming them effoc because i dont give e foc until i ☺☜☼😐 ⚐☞☞ 🕆☠👎☜☼ ✌ 👌☼✋👎☝☜ ✌☠👎 👎✋☜ ⚐☞ ☟✡🏱⚐❄☟☜☼💣✋✌
September 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
everyones talking about naming tobys character gaster or togore but nobody is talking about naming them effoc because i dont give e foc until i ☺☜☼😐 ⚐☞☞ 🕆☠👎☜☼ ✌ 👌☼✋👎☝☜ ✌☠👎 👎✋☜ ⚐☞ ☟✡🏱⚐❄☟☜☼💣✋✌
Thank you all for your support over the last week. With your help, I am now officially the Prime Minister of Nepal.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thank you all for your support over the last week. With your help, I am now officially the Prime Minister of Nepal.
I'm teaching a MasterClass on lying
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm teaching a MasterClass on lying
Can someone PLEASE cast "speak with dead" on Ronald Reagan so we can figure out where all the money is trickling down to
September 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Can someone PLEASE cast "speak with dead" on Ronald Reagan so we can figure out where all the money is trickling down to
there has been some insane accusations about me recently, and i've come here to put it all to bed. Yes, i did kill the delivery driver that was dropping off my triple-fudge brownie that i ordered for $32 at 1am. spamton pic unrelated
September 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
there has been some insane accusations about me recently, and i've come here to put it all to bed. Yes, i did kill the delivery driver that was dropping off my triple-fudge brownie that i ordered for $32 at 1am. spamton pic unrelated