Sansa Snark
@sansasnark.bsky.social
High horse, low opinions.
Gritty? More like Gritt-DEEZ NUTS
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Gritty? More like Gritt-DEEZ NUTS
@mamasand.bsky.social HAPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYY ❤️😘
a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it
ALT: a snowman is standing in the snow next to a sign that says ' coca cola ' on it
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
@mamasand.bsky.social HAPPPYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAYYYY ❤️😘
I’m shocked — SHOCKED, I tell you! — that McLaren fucked up their strategy this badly
New: Verstappen wins Formula 1 race in Qatar as championship fight heads to the final race
A 3-way title decider going to the finale in Abu Dhabi next Sunday:
Norris 408
Verstappen 396
Piastri 392
Another error by McLaren opens the door for Max.
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www.nbcnews.com/sports/formu...
A 3-way title decider going to the finale in Abu Dhabi next Sunday:
Norris 408
Verstappen 396
Piastri 392
Another error by McLaren opens the door for Max.
🏁🏎️
www.nbcnews.com/sports/formu...
Verstappen wins Formula 1 race in Qatar as championship fight heads to the final race
The Red Bull racer took his 70th career win after McLaren made a significant strategy error, setting up a thrilling three-way title decider next Sunday with Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri.
www.nbcnews.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m shocked — SHOCKED, I tell you! — that McLaren fucked up their strategy this badly
And we’re taking the title fight to Abu Dhabi, I love this dumb fucking sport so much
November 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
And we’re taking the title fight to Abu Dhabi, I love this dumb fucking sport so much
Qatar GP 10 laps in
a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a green couch with the words things are gettin ' too spicy for the pepper
ALT: a woman in a red dress is standing in front of a green couch with the words things are gettin ' too spicy for the pepper
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Qatar GP 10 laps in
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when you have had it with these iconoclastic snakes on this consecrated plane
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
when you have had it with these iconoclastic snakes on this consecrated plane
We need Steve Kornacki and the big board
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We need Steve Kornacki and the big board
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
Fuckin right it is
Seeing some discourse about how bad kids TV is now and I just want to say: that is some boomer-brained bullshit. Kids TV today is probably better than it's ever been, certainly better than it's been in my lifetime.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fuckin right it is
Disassociating from everything for a day or two by watching clips of the MELLON COLLIE AND THE INFINITE SADNESS opera on repeat
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Disassociating from everything for a day or two by watching clips of the MELLON COLLIE AND THE INFINITE SADNESS opera on repeat
Jesus fucking Christ, pun fully intended
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jesus fucking Christ, pun fully intended
This is, when you think about it, absolutely insane
The rights of men don’t change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do. That’s a real problem.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
This is, when you think about it, absolutely insane
Our merit-based and completely competent military leadership is certainly aware of the long shadow of history here, right
Ordering no quarter, as Hegseth effectively did, isn't a newfangled modern war crime. It was understood as a crime as far back as the Revolutionary War. Washington threatened to do reprisals over it. The bad guy in 'The Patriot' is (very loosely) based off a British officer who was notorious for it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Our merit-based and completely competent military leadership is certainly aware of the long shadow of history here, right
Happy birthday @virginie.bsky.social!!! I’m forever grateful that we got to meet once IRL…hopefully again in the future ❤️
Since it’s now after midnight in our time zone, everyone say happy birthday to @virginie.bsky.social !
The best podcast cohost someone could ask for, but even more importantly a great friend, and wonderful human being.
My life is so much brighter and better with you in it. ❤️
The best podcast cohost someone could ask for, but even more importantly a great friend, and wonderful human being.
My life is so much brighter and better with you in it. ❤️
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Happy birthday @virginie.bsky.social!!! I’m forever grateful that we got to meet once IRL…hopefully again in the future ❤️
I finally did this (like just this minute) and it’s $75 well spent
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November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I finally did this (like just this minute) and it’s $75 well spent
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The most insulting use of AI so far is making someone who resembles a sentient rotting jack o lantern in real life look halfway normal
Trump posts an image of him holding a sign that reads, “Trump 2028, yes!”
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The most insulting use of AI so far is making someone who resembles a sentient rotting jack o lantern in real life look halfway normal
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We can hang these men for what they're doing to foreigners or we can wait until they start doing it to us. There is absolutely no third option.
Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We can hang these men for what they're doing to foreigners or we can wait until they start doing it to us. There is absolutely no third option.
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
*crashes through window, grabs mic* okay FIRST OF ALL it’s The Night’s Watch, please use the correct name, secondly those who take the black do FAR MORE than intelligence gathering, the Wall hasn’t stood for eight thousand years just because some guys stayed up all night, and furthermore—
Denmark sets up ‘night watch’ to monitor Trump after Greenland row
US president’s threat to seize territory prompts intelligence briefings reminiscent of Game of Thrones patrol
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
US president’s threat to seize territory prompts intelligence briefings reminiscent of Game of Thrones patrol
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Denmark sets up ‘night watch’ to monitor Trump after Greenland row
US president’s threat to seize territory prompts intelligence briefings reminiscent of Game of Thrones patrol
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
*crashes through window, grabs mic* okay FIRST OF ALL it’s The Night’s Watch, please use the correct name, secondly those who take the black do FAR MORE than intelligence gathering, the Wall hasn’t stood for eight thousand years just because some guys stayed up all night, and furthermore—
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We are in peak French heist season.
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
We are in peak French heist season.
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The Israeli government held an American child hostage for almost a year. He’s finally free, but too many are still separated from their families and continue to languish in “indefinite detention” with no charges. It’s outrageous.
Palestinian-American teenager held in Israeli prison freed after nine months
Israeli soldiers had taken Mohammed Ibrahim from his home in a night raid when he was only 15 years old
www.theguardian.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Israeli government held an American child hostage for almost a year. He’s finally free, but too many are still separated from their families and continue to languish in “indefinite detention” with no charges. It’s outrageous.
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Just a holiday reminder! 😂
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Just a holiday reminder! 😂
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that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK