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The internet's self-proclaimed expert on the Louise Linton movie "Me You Madness" and Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis
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"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"Am I right or am I right about the Grand Canyon being GOATed?" - Gen Z tourist
Watching the best movie of all time.
August 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching the best movie of all time.
Hey @ityslmemes.com did you catch the NYT Strands for today? Very easy one, if you are familiar with The Colgate Hour .
August 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey @ityslmemes.com did you catch the NYT Strands for today? Very easy one, if you are familiar with The Colgate Hour .
Spoiler free The Naked Gun review:
August 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Spoiler free The Naked Gun review:
I may or may not be going to see two different showings of Francis Ford Coppola's traveling roadshow screenings of Megalopolis, with FFC in attendance for Q&A. Im gonna get to the bottom of this folks.
June 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I may or may not be going to see two different showings of Francis Ford Coppola's traveling roadshow screenings of Megalopolis, with FFC in attendance for Q&A. Im gonna get to the bottom of this folks.
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forget something awful. real posters came up in the fark dot com comments section
May 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
forget something awful. real posters came up in the fark dot com comments section
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one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business
April 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
one more reason i'm not that worried about AI replacing jobs super broadly is that it an LLM doesn't know how to ignore directions from a boss that are actively detrimental to a business
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek or LOTR)
I go Super Saiyan whenever I find a 79 minute movie
I’ve never looked at how much time was left in a movie and thought, oh good, lots
April 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I go Super Saiyan whenever I find a 79 minute movie
Watching Conclave in honor of the Holy Father's passing, Sarah- "have I seen this before?"
"Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately."
"Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this."
@sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays
"Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately."
"Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this."
@sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching Conclave in honor of the Holy Father's passing, Sarah- "have I seen this before?"
"Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately."
"Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this."
@sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays
"Nah you saw the Dan Brown\Tom Hanks movie Angels & Demons, unfortunately."
"Yeah, I guess I did think Ewan McGregor was in this."
@sarahmides.bsky.social #shitmywifesays
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this is the future i was born for. every dodgy Vegas buffet, every hot to the touch hamburger left out by a window while drunk and consumed while hungover. cometh the times, cometh the man.
April 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
this is the future i was born for. every dodgy Vegas buffet, every hot to the touch hamburger left out by a window while drunk and consumed while hungover. cometh the times, cometh the man.
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nyc braces for the annual "Bermathon" where college kids all dress up like Nush Berman, dustin hoffmans character from megalopolis, and go from bar to bar drinking and shouting
April 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
nyc braces for the annual "Bermathon" where college kids all dress up like Nush Berman, dustin hoffmans character from megalopolis, and go from bar to bar drinking and shouting
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trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today
March 13, 2025 at 12:50 PM
trying a new, positive outlook. going to wake up every morning thinking to myself: maybe It Will Happen today
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My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.
Socialist mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani wants to hike corporate taxes to pay for loads of freebies
Socialist mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani wants to hike corporate taxes to pay for loads of freebies
The Queens state assemblyman said his plans for his socialist utopia involve subsidizing free transit and childcare with higher taxes on corporations and establishing city-run food stores, freezing rent for millions of New Yorkers and creating a new safety plan for the city.
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March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.
I know the difference between cioccolato and shit, Valentine. Your taste? VEEERY different. Trust me, I know.
February 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I know the difference between cioccolato and shit, Valentine. Your taste? VEEERY different. Trust me, I know.
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One last day...
February 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One last day...
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Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil
February 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Lesser Evilism results in a government made up of people that won’t do anything to stop the evil
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I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I would say 911 dispatchers provide a valuable service but it would be ok to criticize them if you called them and instead of sending an ambulance they said "Someone should do something about this!" and hung up
"Nooooooo, baby likes to eat the meat! Baby like meat!" - @sarahpantz.bsky.social #shitmywifesays
January 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
"Nooooooo, baby likes to eat the meat! Baby like meat!" - @sarahpantz.bsky.social #shitmywifesays
Guy Maddin's Rumours (2024)
January 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Guy Maddin's Rumours (2024)
2025
January 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2025
ADVERTISE YOUR ACCOUNT WITH JUST ONE IMAGE
SIMPSONS ONLY!
SIMPSONS ONLY!
January 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
ADVERTISE YOUR ACCOUNT WITH JUST ONE IMAGE
SIMPSONS ONLY!
SIMPSONS ONLY!
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Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla
January 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Women go nuts for a man who has what I call "toyota corolla values" (cheap, efficient, reliable). It also helps if he has a toyota corolla
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
December 31, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
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cesar catalina building the most remarkable gravity bong out of a two liter bottle and a beam of light. oh that man! oh his ideas!
December 28, 2024 at 3:28 AM
cesar catalina building the most remarkable gravity bong out of a two liter bottle and a beam of light. oh that man! oh his ideas!