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ME: wow this painting rocks
MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks
MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ME: wow this painting rocks
MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks
MY PEDANTIC CAVEMAN BUDDY: uhh huhu me think you mean this *painted* rocks
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the goat. gouache painting on paper, 2018
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
the goat. gouache painting on paper, 2018
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It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4
the yearly goatwatch season has begun
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
the yearly goatwatch season has begun
time to count chickens…
one 🥚… two 🥚… three 🥚…
one 🥚… two 🥚… three 🥚…
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
time to count chickens…
one 🥚… two 🥚… three 🥚…
one 🥚… two 🥚… three 🥚…
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Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something
yesterdays pluribus episode gotta be top 5 episodes of the show so far
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
yesterdays pluribus episode gotta be top 5 episodes of the show so far
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
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Kevin Perjurer (suddenly getting serious 195 minutes into a special): On September 12, 2009, Autonomous Waste Compactor, Wall-E, my friend, died. He fucking died.
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Kevin Perjurer (suddenly getting serious 195 minutes into a special): On September 12, 2009, Autonomous Waste Compactor, Wall-E, my friend, died. He fucking died.
unbeatable in 2 weeks
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
unbeatable in 2 weeks
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
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The Steam Controller has some tough competition
Fisher-Price Laugh & Learn Game & Learn Controller Musical Baby Toy with Lights, Green is $7 at Walmart buff.ly/TydD4gA #ad
input the Konami code for an easter egg
input the Konami code for an easter egg
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Steam Controller has some tough competition
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dear trans siblings: you can improve your mental health 10x by just not being on twitter!
No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v
No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
dear trans siblings: you can improve your mental health 10x by just not being on twitter!
No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v
No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v
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nintendo launches new website to check zodiac sign compatibility
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
nintendo launches new website to check zodiac sign compatibility
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November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Hmm I don’t trust this guy
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hmm I don’t trust this guy
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No reason to ruin a guy’s life over one little mistake. Plus, the man is grieving his daughter, give Leland Palmer a break.
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No reason to ruin a guy’s life over one little mistake. Plus, the man is grieving his daughter, give Leland Palmer a break.
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Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
October 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day
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A calling of Corvus-2025
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
A calling of Corvus-2025
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my balls have been STOLEN
my balls are currently on loan to the louvre
October 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my balls have been STOLEN
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they're flanderizing you based on a singular quote among your thousands of lines of dialogue in the quote retweets
October 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
they're flanderizing you based on a singular quote among your thousands of lines of dialogue in the quote retweets