Tamara
@sandcastles.bsky.social
a breathless existential post-disco record preoccupied with a lack of resolution lol. she/her
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Tamara
@sandcastles.bsky.social
· Apr 17
very low energy, just lying on the rug thinking about the fan theory that Jessica Fletcher is a serial killer
you know you’re on the bad timeline when the Pantone color of the year is a white
December 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
you know you’re on the bad timeline when the Pantone color of the year is a white
you should have seen me fall to my knees when I manically baking two nights ago and my last egg slowly rolled off the counter and splatted on the floor
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you should have seen me fall to my knees when I manically baking two nights ago and my last egg slowly rolled off the counter and splatted on the floor
and just like that suddenly there are a bunch of ruby-crowned kinglets in the woods
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
and just like that suddenly there are a bunch of ruby-crowned kinglets in the woods
freaking my cat out by trying to walk more quietly than her on our walk
November 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
freaking my cat out by trying to walk more quietly than her on our walk
a Rorschach test, but it’s just my hair on the wall of the shower
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
a Rorschach test, but it’s just my hair on the wall of the shower
had a rock in my sock which feels like a possibly more niche problem than a rock in a shoe
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
had a rock in my sock which feels like a possibly more niche problem than a rock in a shoe
woke up late this morning and my cat escorted me to the bathroom and stood over me like a prison guard to make sure i used my time efficiently so that i could move on to preparing her breakfast
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
woke up late this morning and my cat escorted me to the bathroom and stood over me like a prison guard to make sure i used my time efficiently so that i could move on to preparing her breakfast
Bernie is really in his bag breaking down the Mamdani win. Love to see it.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Bernie is really in his bag breaking down the Mamdani win. Love to see it.
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Again: weren’t DHS officials called back into court this week specifically to explain why they deployed tear gas in a neighborhood recently, because it may have violated an ongoing temporary restraining order issued by a federal judge?
Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Again: weren’t DHS officials called back into court this week specifically to explain why they deployed tear gas in a neighborhood recently, because it may have violated an ongoing temporary restraining order issued by a federal judge?
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Ah, locals mention the federal court order here, which also requires agents to wear some identification.
Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.
Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.
October 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ah, locals mention the federal court order here, which also requires agents to wear some identification.
Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.
Also, quite an image in here: masked, fully-geared-out DHS agents getting screamed at in a residential neighborhood by some dude who is barefoot and in pajama pants.
my phone desperately wants to capitalize the word “orange” this morning when I’m over here trying to text people about how orange and pretty the sunrise is (I’ve been up since 3am)
October 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
my phone desperately wants to capitalize the word “orange” this morning when I’m over here trying to text people about how orange and pretty the sunrise is (I’ve been up since 3am)
if you’re going to dance to try and shake off some of the impending doom of fascism, and you do that anywhere around my cat, just know she’s not going to be as supportive of your dancing as one would hope
October 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
if you’re going to dance to try and shake off some of the impending doom of fascism, and you do that anywhere around my cat, just know she’s not going to be as supportive of your dancing as one would hope
i already ate all the food that was supposed to last me until 4pm today
October 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i already ate all the food that was supposed to last me until 4pm today
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I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.
October 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I follow a Norwegian lighthouse keeper named Paal Bjørndal whose whole bit is sharing profound things that are inaudible due to high winds. I love the internet.
my cat has invented the sauna experience for herself: she sits in the open window and gets her fur a bit chilly, comes and sits in my lap, and then repeats
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
my cat has invented the sauna experience for herself: she sits in the open window and gets her fur a bit chilly, comes and sits in my lap, and then repeats
decided to have a glass of red wine tonight and I took two sips and then spilled a good bit down my white t-shirt and then a bit later in a separate incident spilled most of the rest on the floor so I don’t think this is the night for a cute glass of wine
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
decided to have a glass of red wine tonight and I took two sips and then spilled a good bit down my white t-shirt and then a bit later in a separate incident spilled most of the rest on the floor so I don’t think this is the night for a cute glass of wine
saw a picture of my neck from an angle I don’t normally see and are my lymph nodes swollen or is that how my neck is aging?!
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October 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
saw a picture of my neck from an angle I don’t normally see and are my lymph nodes swollen or is that how my neck is aging?!
🌾👀🌾
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i realize everyone is busy being fascist, fighting fascism, or trying to survive, but has anyone written a parody of Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso called Nespresso? It feels like potentially fertile ground for parody and satire
October 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i realize everyone is busy being fascist, fighting fascism, or trying to survive, but has anyone written a parody of Sabrina Carpenter’s Espresso called Nespresso? It feels like potentially fertile ground for parody and satire
my dad is listening to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack right now
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
my dad is listening to the kpop demon hunters soundtrack right now
i think the only thing I accomplished today was I trimmed one of my cat’s claws (only 9 more to go)
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i think the only thing I accomplished today was I trimmed one of my cat’s claws (only 9 more to go)
it’s rainy and sunny out and someone somewhere can see a rainbow
October 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
it’s rainy and sunny out and someone somewhere can see a rainbow
well that speech was incredibly f*cked
September 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
well that speech was incredibly f*cked
picture this ring of hell: waiting for a screw to be pulled out of car tire (new tires bought only a little while ago) almost doubled over with the pain of day 2 menstruation cramps with the knowledge that I didn’t successfully get That’s Showbiz Baby! Jade tour tickets while Fox News blasts
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
picture this ring of hell: waiting for a screw to be pulled out of car tire (new tires bought only a little while ago) almost doubled over with the pain of day 2 menstruation cramps with the knowledge that I didn’t successfully get That’s Showbiz Baby! Jade tour tickets while Fox News blasts
i tied my braids into a knot over the top of my hat to get them out of the way and then promptly forgot about it & I’ve truly been walking around town looking bonkers
September 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
i tied my braids into a knot over the top of my hat to get them out of the way and then promptly forgot about it & I’ve truly been walking around town looking bonkers
the last names of the weather team on my local news station are: Hale, Strong, Still, & Action. All of which feel very on theme 🌦️
September 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
the last names of the weather team on my local news station are: Hale, Strong, Still, & Action. All of which feel very on theme 🌦️