Sancho Pondza
@sancho-pondza.bsky.social
A Portrait of the Poster as a Young Man
"Aye I'm patrolling the countryside here!"
December 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Aye I'm patrolling the countryside here!"
I could be this stupid for a lot less than a managing editor job. Hell, I could be stupider!
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I could be this stupid for a lot less than a managing editor job. Hell, I could be stupider!
That game coming out around the 2024 election could not have been timed better.
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That game coming out around the 2024 election could not have been timed better.
Unbothered for a notorious botherer.
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Unbothered for a notorious botherer.
They should give you a ribbon when you say something that awes them.
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They should give you a ribbon when you say something that awes them.
I like to look back and take the Calvin's Dad approach.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I like to look back and take the Calvin's Dad approach.
My older brother showed me Evil Dead 2 when I was way too young. Learned a lot about the effects of disorienting shots that day (and was also traumatized.)
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My older brother showed me Evil Dead 2 when I was way too young. Learned a lot about the effects of disorienting shots that day (and was also traumatized.)
I'm not saying that every billionaire is an illiterate child molesting ignoramus, I'm just saying that there's a high concentration of them within the billionaire class.
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm not saying that every billionaire is an illiterate child molesting ignoramus, I'm just saying that there's a high concentration of them within the billionaire class.
I take some solace in getting confirmation that these people are sub-literate donkeys. Feels less great being a volleyball knocked around for the amusement of spectators.
November 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I take some solace in getting confirmation that these people are sub-literate donkeys. Feels less great being a volleyball knocked around for the amusement of spectators.
Sunshine defenders rise up
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sunshine defenders rise up
3-0 since I started doing this. Can't argue with the math.
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
3-0 since I started doing this. Can't argue with the math.
I post a variation of this picture every elimination game. We love to have fun around here.
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I post a variation of this picture every elimination game. We love to have fun around here.
Everyone involved here is wrong, this is clearly a Beastie Boys costume.
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Everyone involved here is wrong, this is clearly a Beastie Boys costume.
I'm sure Will Smith's knees could use a break.
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm sure Will Smith's knees could use a break.
How's your throwing arm?
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
How's your throwing arm?
I heard a guy in the audience yell "WE WANNA GO HOME."
October 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I heard a guy in the audience yell "WE WANNA GO HOME."
We like to call that "The Manning Effect" back at the lab.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We like to call that "The Manning Effect" back at the lab.
Like if you're so determined to get a skull tattoo, just get a Stone Cold Steve Austin one.
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Like if you're so determined to get a skull tattoo, just get a Stone Cold Steve Austin one.
E Unibus Pluram is an all-timer.
October 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
E Unibus Pluram is an all-timer.
That's how they get you. First it's posting to be included, then it's a friends invitation to a ballpark for a fun afternoon game. Before you know it, you're reading Don DeLillo's Underworld because of the baseball chapter.
October 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That's how they get you. First it's posting to be included, then it's a friends invitation to a ballpark for a fun afternoon game. Before you know it, you're reading Don DeLillo's Underworld because of the baseball chapter.
The average Space Marine eats 10,000 Tyranids in their sleep every year so I think that's where some of the mix-up in numbers comes from.
October 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The average Space Marine eats 10,000 Tyranids in their sleep every year so I think that's where some of the mix-up in numbers comes from.
"You are the Duke of Portland. You are A-number-1."
October 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"You are the Duke of Portland. You are A-number-1."
I am choosing not to think about the shadow docket and instead am thinking about the Shadow Ticket by Thomas Ruggles Pynchon coming out in 11 days.
September 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I am choosing not to think about the shadow docket and instead am thinking about the Shadow Ticket by Thomas Ruggles Pynchon coming out in 11 days.
Weird, I found one that just said "Kilroy was here" and another with this guy doodled on it.
September 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Weird, I found one that just said "Kilroy was here" and another with this guy doodled on it.