R.M.
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I don't usually comment on what people eat at work, but there's only so many* mustard packets someone can squeeze onto an otherwise empty hamburger bun in mid-conversation with me before it's honestly weirder if I don't say something.
May 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't usually comment on what people eat at work, but there's only so many* mustard packets someone can squeeze onto an otherwise empty hamburger bun in mid-conversation with me before it's honestly weirder if I don't say something.
It is not clear to me if being able to eat mango peel with no problem means I can lick poison ivy, and I'm not sure I'm willing to take the steps needed to find out.
May 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
It is not clear to me if being able to eat mango peel with no problem means I can lick poison ivy, and I'm not sure I'm willing to take the steps needed to find out.
If you're ever tempted to double a rice recipe, just make sure you think really critically about your life and how much rice you really want to have to eat for the next week.
May 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you're ever tempted to double a rice recipe, just make sure you think really critically about your life and how much rice you really want to have to eat for the next week.
I was born mad about Doctor Who and at this rate I'm on schedule to die mad about Doctor Who.
May 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I was born mad about Doctor Who and at this rate I'm on schedule to die mad about Doctor Who.
I need a shirt that reads "Don't Worry, My Problems Are Permanent and Non-Communicable" for weeks like this when I'm choking to death on pollen and also air.
May 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I need a shirt that reads "Don't Worry, My Problems Are Permanent and Non-Communicable" for weeks like this when I'm choking to death on pollen and also air.
The wildest part of David Duchovny playing a fed in Twin Peaks and The X-Files is the order in which they happened. Twin Peaks came first, so casting for the X-Files took one look at Agent Denise Bryson and decided this lady has the moxie we need for our leading man Fox Mulder. And they were right.
May 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The wildest part of David Duchovny playing a fed in Twin Peaks and The X-Files is the order in which they happened. Twin Peaks came first, so casting for the X-Files took one look at Agent Denise Bryson and decided this lady has the moxie we need for our leading man Fox Mulder. And they were right.
I have snot in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine.
May 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have snot in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine.
I think all Star Wars Imperials should be played by Irish actors actually, because they're both conscious and angry enough to know how to take the portrayal of evil English empire right up to the edge of parody and occasionally over, as the situation permits.
April 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think all Star Wars Imperials should be played by Irish actors actually, because they're both conscious and angry enough to know how to take the portrayal of evil English empire right up to the edge of parody and occasionally over, as the situation permits.
Evening schedule for 04/22:
1600-1900: Wait for Andor
1900-2145: Watch Andor
2145-????: Suffer and rejoice as a result of Andor
1600-1900: Wait for Andor
1900-2145: Watch Andor
2145-????: Suffer and rejoice as a result of Andor
April 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Evening schedule for 04/22:
1600-1900: Wait for Andor
1900-2145: Watch Andor
2145-????: Suffer and rejoice as a result of Andor
1600-1900: Wait for Andor
1900-2145: Watch Andor
2145-????: Suffer and rejoice as a result of Andor
Oh no shit that's awesome he hasn't put out anything new in I wanna say 275 years?
For some reason.
For some reason.
April 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh no shit that's awesome he hasn't put out anything new in I wanna say 275 years?
For some reason.
For some reason.
Trying to watch TNG, and it's time to add 'chanting "BORG! BORG! BORG!"' to the list of ways I've scared my cat.
April 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Trying to watch TNG, and it's time to add 'chanting "BORG! BORG! BORG!"' to the list of ways I've scared my cat.
At least 70% of the time, 'thank you, that's good information to have going forward' means 'fuck you for not mentioning this sooner if it's such a big fucking deal.'
April 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
At least 70% of the time, 'thank you, that's good information to have going forward' means 'fuck you for not mentioning this sooner if it's such a big fucking deal.'
Silo asks some important questions, like "what if Fallout wasn't fun?"
April 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Silo asks some important questions, like "what if Fallout wasn't fun?"
Sometimes when a pizza is $40, it's not because of the economy. Sometimes it's because that pizza is the size of an entire fridge shelf.
Oops.
Oops.
March 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sometimes when a pizza is $40, it's not because of the economy. Sometimes it's because that pizza is the size of an entire fridge shelf.
Oops.
Oops.
"Actually, we can't knock you out either" was really not what I wanted to hear at this oral surgery consult.
March 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Actually, we can't knock you out either" was really not what I wanted to hear at this oral surgery consult.
It's a pretty narrow margin too
March 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
It's a pretty narrow margin too
I mean, look at her. But really.
March 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I mean, look at her. But really.
This cat is the only reason I'm alive
March 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This cat is the only reason I'm alive
One upside of ADHD is that if you lose track of time hard enough, even waiting for a new passport seems quick.
March 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
One upside of ADHD is that if you lose track of time hard enough, even waiting for a new passport seems quick.
Sometimes with ADHD you don't remember eating the last two hot dogs, even though you can't find them in the fridge, and sometimes it's because you ate them and forgot. But sometimes it's because you accidentally left them in the pantry instead of the fridge. Weeks ago.
March 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Sometimes with ADHD you don't remember eating the last two hot dogs, even though you can't find them in the fridge, and sometimes it's because you ate them and forgot. But sometimes it's because you accidentally left them in the pantry instead of the fridge. Weeks ago.
There are many dangers of pan dulce, such as the immediate need for more pan dulce following a pan dulce experience, but by far the greatest danger is The Crumbening. I fear I may never be wholly crumb-free again.
March 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There are many dangers of pan dulce, such as the immediate need for more pan dulce following a pan dulce experience, but by far the greatest danger is The Crumbening. I fear I may never be wholly crumb-free again.
Reposted by R.M.
Hello, and thank you for your fine product, sir or madam. I am writing to inquire whether you have considered in addition to the many varieties currently available having your company produce "Regular Patch Kids" for those of us with sensitive tummies still interested in eating children from a patch
March 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Hello, and thank you for your fine product, sir or madam. I am writing to inquire whether you have considered in addition to the many varieties currently available having your company produce "Regular Patch Kids" for those of us with sensitive tummies still interested in eating children from a patch
"I'm not that hungry" and "I'll just order the nachos" are not two thoughts that follow logically, and I am experiencing the fallout from my error in logic.
March 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"I'm not that hungry" and "I'll just order the nachos" are not two thoughts that follow logically, and I am experiencing the fallout from my error in logic.