Samwise
@samuelgamgee.bsky.social
Gas giant defender, joviophile
'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"'
He/him
'He concludes that [Sam] "had the gift of every talent except that of using them consistently to achieve any sensible aim or in behalf of any discernible cause"'
He/him
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Samwise
@samuelgamgee.bsky.social
· Feb 12
The physical fatigue that comes with feeling grief every single day about the country you live in, the people who run it, the world you are a part of.
😮💨
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my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
my husband couldn’t remember the name ‘geek squad’ so he called it ‘the nerd store’ followed by a frustrated ‘you know what i’m referring to! the virgin store!’
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
I love that the vampires in Sinners are like, "woah, we're undead incarnations of evil, but sir I am offended you would even suggest we're klan. We might be evil but we're not THAT evil."
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love that the vampires in Sinners are like, "woah, we're undead incarnations of evil, but sir I am offended you would even suggest we're klan. We might be evil but we're not THAT evil."
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Watching a line of cars back up because streets are closed to traffic for Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Watching a line of cars back up because streets are closed to traffic for Halloween 🎃
Fascism would be okay if *I* was in charge
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Fascism would be okay if *I* was in charge
Oh brother... Same
hmm really not a good time psychologically to be reading “nuclear war: a scenario”
October 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Oh brother... Same
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Saw a Cybertruck in the office parking lot and immediately said to myself, “Clearly we need to make our interviews more difficult.” 😂
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Saw a Cybertruck in the office parking lot and immediately said to myself, “Clearly we need to make our interviews more difficult.” 😂
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#AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock
Castlerigg Stone Circle, near Keswick.
📷 #photography #landscapephotography
#LakeDistrict #Cumbria #standingstones
Castlerigg Stone Circle, near Keswick.
📷 #photography #landscapephotography
#LakeDistrict #Cumbria #standingstones
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
#AlphabetChallenge #WeekRforRock
Castlerigg Stone Circle, near Keswick.
📷 #photography #landscapephotography
#LakeDistrict #Cumbria #standingstones
Castlerigg Stone Circle, near Keswick.
📷 #photography #landscapephotography
#LakeDistrict #Cumbria #standingstones
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More shit Mike Johnson doesn’t know.
Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
More shit Mike Johnson doesn’t know.
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yall ain't ever been on the struggle bus huh
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
yall ain't ever been on the struggle bus huh
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crazy what a beer and a concert will do for the mental health
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
crazy what a beer and a concert will do for the mental health
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This is the guy who lied on the stand at a trial in LA, telling the jury he witnessed the defendant assault the ICE officer, when the video showed the ICE officer assault the defendant. The jury took an hour to acquit. He's referred to immigrants as "filth, trash, and scum."
Federal judge in Chicago has ordered U.S. Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino to attend a hearing in her courtroom next week, after he was accused of violating a temporary restraining order limiting federal agents' use of certain tactics
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
www.cbsnews.com/chicago/news...
Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino ordered to face federal judge in Chicago, after being accused of violating court order
A federal judge in Chicago has ordered Border Patrol commander Gregory Bovino to attend a hearing in her courtroom next week, amid concerns about federal agents' aggressive tactics during immigration ...
www.cbsnews.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This is the guy who lied on the stand at a trial in LA, telling the jury he witnessed the defendant assault the ICE officer, when the video showed the ICE officer assault the defendant. The jury took an hour to acquit. He's referred to immigrants as "filth, trash, and scum."
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I miss when I was just regular sad about the world—before 3 AM tweets from the president, before watching safety nets dissolve and genocide get a PR team. When people say they miss simpler times, my generation really means before all this.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I miss when I was just regular sad about the world—before 3 AM tweets from the president, before watching safety nets dissolve and genocide get a PR team. When people say they miss simpler times, my generation really means before all this.
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this is the people's ballroom
October 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
this is the people's ballroom
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wow 18% of ice applicants show up to testing with their shirts tucked into their underwear
October 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
wow 18% of ice applicants show up to testing with their shirts tucked into their underwear
When did we stop putting little frozen sauce packs in with frozen dumplings? We used to be a society
October 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
When did we stop putting little frozen sauce packs in with frozen dumplings? We used to be a society
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I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I’m good with my taxes subsidizing social welfare for people who can’t afford food.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
I’m enraged with my taxes subsidizing corporate welfare to businesses that won’t pay a living wage.
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People used to conduct phone calls away from other people and now they don't anymore.
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
People used to conduct phone calls away from other people and now they don't anymore.
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this is very satisfying to watch.
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
this is very satisfying to watch.
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you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice
WATCH: @chrislhayes.bsky.social asks Rep. Hakeem Jeffries who he plans to vote for in the NYC mayoral election.
October 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
you can’t really call this anything other than cowardice