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@samtheulfr.bsky.social
he/him. always tired. types in all lower case. games is good. 30+. some other snappy description. i'm just here, man.

#ffxiv | #ffxivoc
gonna miss being unkillable after lemix ends
accidentally standing with the tank while they're actively being cleaved? no problem, too busy spitting out pyroblasts anyway
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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#Morrigan
My beautiful wife
November 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
🦖
November 18, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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May I offer you an eel in these trying times? #ocean #art #eel
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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emotional support alligator
November 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I am so tired
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Finally, this beast is complete!
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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its that time
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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hey if you are an artist who depends on SNAP,

✅ share some art
✅ share links to where people can buy from/donate to you
✅ share the thread
✅ share someone else's post too
✅ label NSFW/horror/etc. properly
⛔ no AI

#artistsonbsky #supportartists #artshare
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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[in a way I haven't truly meant it all year] nice
ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE
November 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
*vaguely remembering i used to be a ffxiv focused account*
ooh glamour time
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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when you wanna learn how to mod but the guides are written in a way that is kinda
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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every damn time without fail
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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If you're dealing with food insecurity with food stamps being cut off in November, you can find local food pantries at foodfinder.us
FindHelp also has food bank and pantry listings, as well as other mutual aid orgs and resources
findhelp.org
October 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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You know what is a weird thing I miss about regular TV seasons?

Obligatory seasonal holiday episodes.

Like, no one dropping 8 episodes in July is going to give you an unhinged Halloween ep, a totally inappropriate murder on Christmas ep, and probably some weird Valentine's Day nonsense.
October 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I'll never forgive generative a.i

Having to ask "is this real?" so often has really done a number on me

I miss being able to trust art.
September 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste
October 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
man
whenever it's time for consistent headaches, if it goes longer than a week, i just get
so tired
begging it to end soon because i can always feel myself get more irritable and exhausted the longer it goes on
October 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM