rowan sexamungus
@samschlong.bsky.social
phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️⚧️
i think he has two brains
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i think he has two brains
paradise state of mind
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
paradise state of mind
(obama voice) good morning
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
(obama voice) good morning
mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie
all of my rowans
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
all of my rowans
twilight princess link :P
November 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
twilight princess link :P
i do my own thang!
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i do my own thang!
he needs to be studied
November 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
he needs to be studied
my boy was born a poster. he woke up with the light in his eyes
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
my boy was born a poster. he woke up with the light in his eyes
docking my ship at the goon cove
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
docking my ship at the goon cove
how do you dress for success
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
how do you dress for success
be easy on yourself
October 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
be easy on yourself
relationship goals
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
relationship goals
bowser jr is adorable i love him
October 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
bowser jr is adorable i love him
theyre just so cute
October 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
theyre just so cute
isnt he darling. he brings me joy
October 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
isnt he darling. he brings me joy
i post with my long and creepy finger
October 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
i post with my long and creepy finger
cracking open a hank after a long day
October 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
cracking open a hank after a long day
i am alive in this moment
October 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i am alive in this moment