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I feel like a lot more Americans would be amenable to the concept of Socialism if we just replaced the word “proletariat” with “We The People.”
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I feel like a lot more Americans would be amenable to the concept of Socialism if we just replaced the word “proletariat” with “We The People.”
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Assuming they still have farms next year.
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Assuming they still have farms next year.
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COLLINS: CNN didn't report that, right?
NOEM: But know you what Kaitlan, just if you guys would tell the truth
COLLINS: We tell the truth
NOEM: I'll send you the copies of the wrong you've gotten wrong
NOEM: But know you what Kaitlan, just if you guys would tell the truth
COLLINS: We tell the truth
NOEM: I'll send you the copies of the wrong you've gotten wrong
September 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
COLLINS: CNN didn't report that, right?
NOEM: But know you what Kaitlan, just if you guys would tell the truth
COLLINS: We tell the truth
NOEM: I'll send you the copies of the wrong you've gotten wrong
NOEM: But know you what Kaitlan, just if you guys would tell the truth
COLLINS: We tell the truth
NOEM: I'll send you the copies of the wrong you've gotten wrong
Why do I get the feeling they are going to intentionally shut down the government on Tuesday with no plan to open back up?
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why do I get the feeling they are going to intentionally shut down the government on Tuesday with no plan to open back up?
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Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?
September 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Is ANTIFA short for ANTI-inFlammAtory?
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Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.
September 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.
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A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
A pop up box on Tylenol dot com
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Some of us do.
September 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Some of us do.
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my mother took tylenol and now i’m up at 5am making memes
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
my mother took tylenol and now i’m up at 5am making memes
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There's no such thing as "illegals". People can't be illegal. That is not a state a human being can exist in.
It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.
It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.
September 23, 2025 at 10:37 AM
There's no such thing as "illegals". People can't be illegal. That is not a state a human being can exist in.
It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.
It's an intentionally dehumanizing term.
Sounds like we need a new FBI director. I have zero experience, so I’m already over-qualified compared to the last guy!
September 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sounds like we need a new FBI director. I have zero experience, so I’m already over-qualified compared to the last guy!
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.
September 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That Pritzker press conference was... surreal, and I think marks a significant moment of escalation in the constitutional omni-crisis. This was the governor of a state saying plainly the Union itself is being torn apart and his state is being militarily invaded by an authoritarian regime.
Word on the street is the Orange Fuhrer is dead. If true, we’ll find out after the Weekend at Bernie’s.
August 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Word on the street is the Orange Fuhrer is dead. If true, we’ll find out after the Weekend at Bernie’s.
You know the old saying about “the frogs in a pot of boiling water”? Well, the water is boiling.
June 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
You know the old saying about “the frogs in a pot of boiling water”? Well, the water is boiling.
Currently watching Season 3 of The Righteous Gemstones, and I’m convinced that Zion’s Landing is what Trump think Gaza will be after he gets his hands on it.
May 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Currently watching Season 3 of The Righteous Gemstones, and I’m convinced that Zion’s Landing is what Trump think Gaza will be after he gets his hands on it.
World events have been so insane today, it feels like it’s October 22nd, 2077.
May 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
World events have been so insane today, it feels like it’s October 22nd, 2077.
Capitalists will hate that I said this, but the economic depression we are spiraling towards is right on schedule. Capitalism crashes, by design, every 4-7 years, and the Orange Tyrant is making it so much worse.
May 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Capitalists will hate that I said this, but the economic depression we are spiraling towards is right on schedule. Capitalism crashes, by design, every 4-7 years, and the Orange Tyrant is making it so much worse.
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Two people sued for stealing charitable funds from victims on the left, two people with no criminal record who have not done that on the right.
He’s correct. They are not the same.
He’s correct. They are not the same.
April 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Two people sued for stealing charitable funds from victims on the left, two people with no criminal record who have not done that on the right.
He’s correct. They are not the same.
He’s correct. They are not the same.
Finishing “The Last Empire” by Serhii Plokhy. The irony is not lost on me that I just read a book about the crumbling of the Soviet Union while my own country crumbles.
April 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Finishing “The Last Empire” by Serhii Plokhy. The irony is not lost on me that I just read a book about the crumbling of the Soviet Union while my own country crumbles.
We have heard so much yet so little about the men being sent to CECOT in El Salvador, but where are the WOMEN being taken to???
April 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
We have heard so much yet so little about the men being sent to CECOT in El Salvador, but where are the WOMEN being taken to???
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Willis 2028 invisible primary ratings (so far)
*Up*
Ocasio-Cortez
Pritzker
*Meh*
Buttigieg
*Down*
Newsom
Whitmer
*Up*
Ocasio-Cortez
Pritzker
*Meh*
Buttigieg
*Down*
Newsom
Whitmer
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Willis 2028 invisible primary ratings (so far)
*Up*
Ocasio-Cortez
Pritzker
*Meh*
Buttigieg
*Down*
Newsom
Whitmer
*Up*
Ocasio-Cortez
Pritzker
*Meh*
Buttigieg
*Down*
Newsom
Whitmer
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I am proud to join my colleagues in filing an amicus brief standing up to Trump’s unconstitutional and un-American attack on birthright citizenship.
Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.
Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.
April 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I am proud to join my colleagues in filing an amicus brief standing up to Trump’s unconstitutional and un-American attack on birthright citizenship.
Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.
Let me be clear: If you’re born on U.S. soil, you are a U.S. citizen. That’s not just common sense—it’s the Constitution.