hypertrophy husband
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Audio Engineer/ Gym Bro
Equinox has “AI powered massages” and I am so confused and curious
May 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Equinox has “AI powered massages” and I am so confused and curious
I think Eric Adams is living out something like that movie crank, but instead of keeping his heart rate up he has to keep saying batshit things
Mayor Adams today claimed he met people who called themselves “Gay for Hamas.” He was challenged about this and although his team tried to flack it he seemed to dig his heels in about meeting these people.
May 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I think Eric Adams is living out something like that movie crank, but instead of keeping his heart rate up he has to keep saying batshit things
Nothing like not being able to take your shirt off post workout
May 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nothing like not being able to take your shirt off post workout
Happy “Shopping for the winter and it’s just May” for all those who celebrate
May 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Happy “Shopping for the winter and it’s just May” for all those who celebrate
Waved at a coworker at the gym and she didn’t wave back, but a gym employee on the treadmill did so I guess I can never go back. These gains were great while they lasted
April 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Waved at a coworker at the gym and she didn’t wave back, but a gym employee on the treadmill did so I guess I can never go back. These gains were great while they lasted
Good to know you can still double fist beer and coffee at the airport, even if it’s an NA
April 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Good to know you can still double fist beer and coffee at the airport, even if it’s an NA
Love when places describe a menu section as “protein plates” and it’s like 15g of protein
March 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Love when places describe a menu section as “protein plates” and it’s like 15g of protein
How do we do this to the band
March 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How do we do this to the band
Sunday night scaries just got a whole lot scarier.. I have tix to 5 shows at forest hills this summer nypost.com/2025/03/23/u...
Exclusive | Forest Hills Stadium told no concerts this summer as fight over noise with fed-up neighbors hits boiling point
The NYPD revoked the iconic music venue’s sound amplification permits, documents obtained by The Post show.
nypost.com
March 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Sunday night scaries just got a whole lot scarier.. I have tix to 5 shows at forest hills this summer nypost.com/2025/03/23/u...
Just boarded a plane and they said "welcome Miss Platt" wtf?!
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Just boarded a plane and they said "welcome Miss Platt" wtf?!
Working a mini tour over the next couple weeks and going to bring my state count up to 37 😎
March 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Working a mini tour over the next couple weeks and going to bring my state count up to 37 😎
Tightening the screws on my glasses would be so easy if I could wear my glasses while doing it
March 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tightening the screws on my glasses would be so easy if I could wear my glasses while doing it
Does the inventor of automatic bathroom lights not poop?
March 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Does the inventor of automatic bathroom lights not poop?
Swizz Beats is a cool name until you realize it’s short for Switzerland Beats-No-One-At-Mario-Kart. Not so cool now, huh?
March 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Swizz Beats is a cool name until you realize it’s short for Switzerland Beats-No-One-At-Mario-Kart. Not so cool now, huh?
I cut 6ish inches off my hair and 3 coworkers have asked if I got a haircut, which I guess means it’s just the polite way to comment on it
March 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I cut 6ish inches off my hair and 3 coworkers have asked if I got a haircut, which I guess means it’s just the polite way to comment on it
At most it’s “eh maybe I didn’t need all of this, but that’s fine”
I have established that 64oz of cold brew is Too Much cold brew.
March 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
At most it’s “eh maybe I didn’t need all of this, but that’s fine”
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The term health food is so backwards like nah man that's just food. That's broccoli. You been eating unhealth food.
March 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The term health food is so backwards like nah man that's just food. That's broccoli. You been eating unhealth food.
$40 for corned beef and cabbage is the most NYC shit possible wtf
March 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
$40 for corned beef and cabbage is the most NYC shit possible wtf
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Overheard a self described “tough guy” at the gym yesterday was talking a big macho game, and then he said “you can’t walk down 42nd street anymore without getting mugged.” Couldn’t help but laugh and when he looked at me I told him that was some of the softest shit I’ve ever heard, true loser shit
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Overheard a self described “tough guy” at the gym yesterday was talking a big macho game, and then he said “you can’t walk down 42nd street anymore without getting mugged.” Couldn’t help but laugh and when he looked at me I told him that was some of the softest shit I’ve ever heard, true loser shit
Both Twitter and chromecast are down… what am I supposed to do, be productive?
March 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Both Twitter and chromecast are down… what am I supposed to do, be productive?
Part of me hopes Twitter stays down so I’m no longer terminally online
March 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Part of me hopes Twitter stays down so I’m no longer terminally online
Eating on the subway, but making sure I look upset so everyone around me knows I don’t want to be doing it
February 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Eating on the subway, but making sure I look upset so everyone around me knows I don’t want to be doing it
Do we think the price of eggs is going up because people keep throwing them at cybertrucks?
February 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Do we think the price of eggs is going up because people keep throwing them at cybertrucks?
One of the greatest feelings has to be having the shirt that you’ve been wearing all day not fit anymore after hitting the gym
February 20, 2025 at 11:30 PM
One of the greatest feelings has to be having the shirt that you’ve been wearing all day not fit anymore after hitting the gym