GaitAlteringSnackcident
@samplesized.bsky.social
34, 🏳️🌈🐻 403lb 5’10” gainer/fatty, he/him, lover of pizza and well food in general, sometimes gaymer and sports fan. On a journey to get all the belly rubs!! 🥰
If you’d like to further my gains:
https://cash.app/$SampleSized90
If you’d like to further my gains:
https://cash.app/$SampleSized90
Sadly this commodity is in short supply atm. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Sadly this commodity is in short supply atm. 😭
Hey, I’m just following suit. 🤷🏼♂️ look fun 😏😈
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Hey, I’m just following suit. 🤷🏼♂️ look fun 😏😈
Nonsense, there’s no such thing as that.
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Nonsense, there’s no such thing as that.
I really shouldn’t be so shocked by the fact that you continue to be rounder all the time, but here we are. Just dang tubbs. *pats belly*
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I really shouldn’t be so shocked by the fact that you continue to be rounder all the time, but here we are. Just dang tubbs. *pats belly*
I gladly volunteer!!
November 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I gladly volunteer!!
I mean, in my professional opinion I would say take choice 2.
October 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I mean, in my professional opinion I would say take choice 2.
As you wish.
October 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
As you wish.
*clutches pearls* I would never tell a lie. It I do like the proving ya wrong idea…*shoves donut in face*
October 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
*clutches pearls* I would never tell a lie. It I do like the proving ya wrong idea…*shoves donut in face*
I would try to make some quippy remark, but really am just impressed.
October 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I would try to make some quippy remark, but really am just impressed.
Honestly, putting me to shame 😮💨
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Honestly, putting me to shame 😮💨
Another one!? Yeah no, that makes total sense.
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Another one!? Yeah no, that makes total sense.
I am now check-marking fat men in overalls to the list 🥴💦
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am now check-marking fat men in overalls to the list 🥴💦
Sure you meant bread or did you mean donuts?
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sure you meant bread or did you mean donuts?
Where to begin 😏
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ALT: a woman is reading a newspaper while wearing glasses
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October 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Where to begin 😏
I mean…why not, just gotta catch up to ya!! ☺️
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I mean…why not, just gotta catch up to ya!! ☺️
I can attest to this
September 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I can attest to this