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Sam Peil 🧟😈
@sampeil.bsky.social
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writer. teacher. mother. #amquerying zombies #amwriting horroromance 😈 🌊

♾️ she/her/hers. #landback #blacklivesmatter #freepalestine
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DON’T NAME THE DEAD

If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.

🧟🏳️‍🌈SISTER MAIDEN MONSTER x THE LAST OF US

#H #na #a #ghostpit #lgbt
21 Years Around the Sun: New Year, New Me Not like that? 4 images: top left disco balls, right is a woman holding a birthday cake, bottom left is a woman in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, right are bloody zombies
October 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Me, gearing up for my new WIP after writing zombies: 🤔 ROMCOM 💋 💖

Me, before I finish the outline: But what if there’s a sassy bi disaster demon? 😈

The demon after I draft chapter 1: And what if I have a little POV? 🩸
When a perimenopausal woman and her ex-crush accidentally wake the demon locked at the bottom of a lake, they must find a way to eliminate him before sunrise when he'll either kill her or possesses her forever. Evening lake photo with orange sunset
October 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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THE Z WORD x STATION ELEVEN

If 3 bi disasters manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, including their dentist, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.
🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼
#posterpit #h #lgbt #nd #q
Photo of hillside with bunkers. American flags on each bunker. Red splatter over the top. Text says: HE'S ONLY TEETH AND HUNGER • HORROR HEADSHOTS HOOKUPS DONT NAME THE STETSON DEAD DOVE VIVVI CURRENTLY ACCEPTING OFFERS OF REP @SAMPEIL
August 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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THE LAST OF US x THE WALKING DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse.

#horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈
#posterpit #q #h #lgbt #nd
Green poster wirh 4 panels: side profile of a man, dentist working on a patient, woman with dark curly hair, woman with blonde hair. Text and blood spatter over the poster: "Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic" "I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf." "I literally cackled" "Sharp, shocking, love it Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth" "VICERAL" "OBSESSED" "I WAS NOT PREPARED" "OMINOUS" DON'T NAME THE DEAD Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a love triangle take on the end of the world. @sampeil
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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THE Z WORD x WALKING DEAD

Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a love triangle take on the end of the world in the Black Hills.

Bites, bisexuals, and a busted bunker!

#posterpit #q #h #lgbt #nd
Dentist with folded arms standing at an angle. Two ripped images of zombie eyes and zombie mouth over his face. Red background and dark red blood spatter across the whole thing. Text from top to bottom: HORROR HEADSHOTS HOOKUPS THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW by Sami Peil Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a bi love triangle toke on the end of the world in the Black Hills. They all want each other but not in the some way.
August 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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DON’T NAME THE DEAD

If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.

🧟🏳️‍🌈SISTER MAIDEN MONSTER x THE LAST OF US

#H #na #a #agentsguide #sf #queerpit #lgbt
Two side by side red button memes. The buttons on the left say deal with the hordes or deal with the creeps and the sweaty man below is wiping his forehead. The left meme is similar to but in muted tones and the sweaty man has been overlayed with a zombie. The buttons say good people and guts
August 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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WALKING DEAD x LAST OF US🏳️‍🌈

Vivvi: locked alone in the library perfecting her headshots 🩸🔪

Stetson: running from far-right preppers turned zombies 🇺🇸

Dove: waking up after a medicated nap 🦷

The Dentist: roaming around town 🧟‍♀️

🏳️‍🌈 They all want each other—but not in the same way.
#queerpit #h #a
August 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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🏳️‍🌈3 bi disasters take on the end of the world

🧎‍♂️The Preacher = out for blood
🧟‍♀️The Horde = hunting for flesh
🥼The Dentist = can't stop smiling

♾️
THE Z WORD x THE WALKING DEAD

#queerpit #lgbt #h #sf #a #own #nd
image of Black Hills, amphitheater seats that are orange, cloudy sky. On a stage there is a horde of zombies (mostly sillhouettes). One zombie is crawling amongst the stadium seats. one zombie close up along the right side of the image. Blood splatter across the whole image starting from bottom left corner. white text: THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW.
August 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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DON'T NAME THE DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse.

#horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼

#H #na #a #agentsguide #sf #queerpit #lgbt
yellowed background with red blood splatter and top of zombie head in lower corner. George Washington head faintly visible (Mount Rushmore) along left. Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO DON'T NAME THE DEAD By Sami Peil 90 words Adult/NA HORROR yellow background with light red blood splatter. Torn out page from a journal, along bottom of screen you can see rocks from mount rushmore text says: Reader Comments “Obsessed” “I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf.“ “Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic” “OMINOUS” “VICERAL” “I literally cackled” “I was not prepared” “Sharp, shocking, love it” “Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth” “I love him” “IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU” Sami Peil @sampeil FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hills bunkers, current population 280ish. don’t name the dead yellow background with red blood splatter, along top right is a zombie with open mouth teeth growling 3 images of book covers: sister maiden monster has tentacles, orange, knife; the z word has an image of a brain, two femmes kissing, teal hands reaching up, a piece of pizza, an axe; the last of us has a man and a girl turned toward the camera as they walk toward ruins; along the right, text reads: If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. Love triangle Survival shenanigans Headshots Hookups Busted bunker close up of mount rushmore presidents with light red splatter across the image. text reads: Sami Peil @sampeil don’t name the dead Vivvi was getting wasted for her 21st until she woke up in a drunk tank, which was the only protection from the cop zombies trying to eat her brains. Stetson was painting his nails and avoiding his family's far right extremist bunker party, unaware that the virus they all ignored would mutate, and he’d have to fight his way out. Dove was home alone in a post-wisdom tooth coma, still dreaming about her hot dentist, while infected people turned and began to eat immune survivors. The Dentist was doing an after-hours call, where a patient bite transformed him into a flesh craving monster. They all want each other—but not in the same way. And they really need to stay the hell away from the Preacher.
August 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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AITA (M26) for lurking outside of my house while my wife cries? SHE'S MEAT. Is it my fault that my brain went on autopilot and took me here? Sure, I've stalked a couple of my patients, but it's the end of the world.

THEY'RE MEAT NOW.

🦷🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♀️
#H #na #a #q #sf #questpit #lgbt
dentist in white jacket with red "paint" splatter. just his torso visible. text says: THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW Sami Peil @sampeil
August 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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🏳️‍🌈3 bi disasters take on the end of the world

🧎‍♂️The Preacher = out for blood
🧟‍♀️The Horde = hunting for flesh
🥼The Dentist = can't stop smiling

THE Z WORD x THE WALKING DEAD

#questpit #q #lgbt #h #sf #a
image of Black Hills, amphitheater seats that are orange, cloudy sky. On a stage there is a horde of zombies (mostly sillhouettes). One zombie is crawling amongst the stadium seats. one zombie close up along the right side of the image. Blood splatter across the whole image starting from bottom left corner. white text: THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW.
August 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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DON'T NAME THE DEAD in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse.

#horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟‍♂️🥼

#H #na #a #q #agentsguide #sf #questpit #lgbt
yellowed background with red blood splatter and top of zombie head in lower corner. George Washington head faintly visible (Mount Rushmore) along left. Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO DON'T NAME THE DEAD By Sami Peil 90 words Adult/NA HORROR yellow background with light red blood splatter. Torn out page from a journal, along bottom of screen you can see rocks from mount rushmore text says: Reader Comments “Obsessed” “I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf.“ “Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic” “OMINOUS” “VICERAL” “I literally cackled” “I was not prepared” “Sharp, shocking, love it” “Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth” “I love him” “IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU” Sami Peil @sampeil FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hills bunkers, current population 280ish. don’t name the dead yellow background with red blood splatter, along top right is a zombie with open mouth teeth growling 3 images of book covers: sister maiden monster has tentacles, orange, knife; the z word has an image of a brain, two femmes kissing, teal hands reaching up, a piece of pizza, an axe; the last of us has a man and a girl turned toward the camera as they walk toward ruins; along the right, text reads: If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock. Love triangle Survival shenanigans Headshots Hookups Busted bunker close up of mount rushmore presidents with light red splatter across the image. text reads: Sami Peil @sampeil don’t name the dead Vivvi was getting wasted for her 21st until she woke up in a drunk tank, which was the only protection from the cop zombies trying to eat her brains. Stetson was painting his nails and avoiding his family's far right extremist bunker party, unaware that the virus they all ignored would mutate, and he’d have to fight his way out. Dove was home alone in a post-wisdom tooth coma, still dreaming about her hot dentist, while infected people turned and began to eat immune survivors. The Dentist was doing an after-hours call, where a patient bite transformed him into a flesh craving monster. They all want each other—but not in the same way. And they really need to stay the hell away from the Preacher.
August 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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THE DENTIST WILL EAT YOU NOW

If three queer 20-somethings manage to not get eaten by the pandemic zombies, they’ll still have to dodge a preacher bent on building his post-apocalyptic flock.

🧟🏳️‍🌈SISTER MAIDEN MONSTER x THE LAST OF US

#h #questpit #lgbt #A #q
August 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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HEARTBREAK HIGH x GEEK GIRL x SAY A LITTLE PRAYER

Vera burns small-town bigotry down or gets kicked out trying.

🥁🏳️‍🌈💖

#bluepit📖 #own #nd #lgbt #q #YA
Gradient background - horizontal pink on top to purple to blue on bottom. At the top is a black horizontal line interrupted by a black spiral. Below that it says VERACIOUS. In the center is a line drawing of heart in a dark gray. In front of the heart is an old ford pickup. Around these images are squiggly arrows in white. Each arrow points to the following text starting at the upper right and moving clockwise: junkyard makeout, cemetery sunrise, progressive protests, bi girl shenanigans, strawberry lemonade kisses, drumline & drama club, cool grandma
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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THE Z WORDxLAST OF US

With the occasional sighting of their **sexy dentist & heaps of bi angst, 3 strangers face devastating losses, a preacher’s threats, & a growing horde of zombies.

**I mean he used to be. Now? That smile is to die for.

🧟🥼🏳️‍🌈

#bluepit📖 #h #a #q #na #lgbt #own
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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THE DENTIST in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse.

#horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟💖🔪

#BluePit 📖 #q #a #nd #own #lgbt #h #agentsguide
Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO THE DENTST By Sami Peil 82k Words ADULT/NA HORROR Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White text says: THE DENTIST Sami Peil @sampeil THE COMPS Image of colorful book cover of the Z word Image of cover of season one THE LAST OF Us show White text says: Three bi disasters confront their (previously) hot dentist and far-right extremist zombies at the end of the world. • Love triangle • Survival shenanigans • Headshots • Hookups • Busted bunker Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White text says: THE DENTIST Sami Peil @sampeil Graphic of torn notebook paper with black writing: FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hile bunkers, current population 24ich. White text on black over the dentist says: Reader Comments "Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic* "Obsessed" I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf." "OMINOUS" "VICERAL" "I literally cackled" "I was not prepared "Sharp, shocking, love it" "Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth" "I love him" "IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU" Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White text says: THE DENTIST Sami Peil @sampeil Stetson was built for survival. After two decades of blending in with the straight boys and enduring his father's relentless prepper training, he's better prepared than most when the ENVI-24 pandemic becomes the zombie apocalypse in a matter of months. Stetson saves the only other survivor at his parents bunker settlement-a tween girl with a mouth full of braces, a judgy attitude, and a Bible. In a desperate search for community to help raise Harper, he makes his way to Queen City, killing zombies and dodging a zealous preacher bent on collecting women and children for his compound. If Stetson wants to join them and have help raising Harper, he'll have to prove his zombie-killing worth and move past that whole handcuffing thing. Oh, and also avoid getting exterminated as a threat to the Preacher's regime and the dentist's growing horde.
July 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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AITA (f21) for naming the zombies before my crush (f21) bashes their skulls in? Sure, I should be protecting myself and my people instead of dreaming of an impossible cure, but WHAT IF? And what’s my hot dentist doing these days?

#unhingedpit #lgbtq #h #q

🔈 sound on for a little treat 🦷 🥼
July 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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#unhingedpit #q #lgbtq #h
MEET OUR TEAM slide with bi pride flag in top background and green and yellow on bottom. Yellow envelope with arms in the bottom left corner and zombie graphic on top of that with green/dark green. The team is on the right side in circle photos from top L to R, bottom: Man (Stetson) driving a bright blue vintage looking van. Smiling, thumbs up; woman (Dove) with curly brown hair; The dentist and patient; blond woman with wavy hair and black jacket. Splatter overlay is pinkish
July 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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#unhingedpit #h #lgbtq #q
meme with white background. top text says: 21 Years Around the Sun: New Year, New Me. Image below the text is black and white disco balls with a 21 year bday cake and woman holding it in her hands and smiling two images split below: orange jumpsuit woman behind bars, sitting on a bed in a cell; next image: group of young, fresh looking zombies with blood splatter overlay. Text below: Not like that?
July 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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🧟‍♂️
May 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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May 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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THE Z WORD x post-covid WALKING DEAD

What happens when three 20 something strangers find each other during a zombie apocalypse?
zip ties
kidnapping
blades
angst
hookups
hordes
friendship
romance
headshots

👀Also, occasional sightings of their hot dentist
🏳️‍🌈🥼🩸🔪

#questpit #q
Two side by side red button memes. The buttons on the left say deal with the hordes or deal with the creeps and the sweaty man below is wiping his forehead. The left meme is similar to but in muted tones and the sweaty man has been overlayed with a zombie. The buttons say good people and guts
May 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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STATION ELEVENxLAST OF US

With the occasional sighting of their *sexy dentist & heaps of bi angst, 3 strangers face devastating losses, a preacher’s threats, & a growing horde of zombies.

*I mean he used to be. That smile.

#questpit #h #a #q
Green poster wirh 4 panels: side profile of a man, dentist working on a patient, woman with dark curly hair, woman with blonde hair. Text and blood spatter over the poster: "Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic" "I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf." "I literally cackled" "Sharp, shocking, love it Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth" "VICERAL" "OBSESSED" "I WAS NOT PREPARED" "OMINOUS" THE DENTIST Far-right extremist zombies, a hot dentist, and a love triangle take on the end of the world. @sampeil
May 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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My agent’s guide to THE DENTIST in which three bi disasters navigate the zombie apocalypse.

#horror, headshots & hookups 🏳️‍🌈🧟💖🔪

#questpit #H #na #a #q #agentsguide
Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White Text says: AN AGENT'S GUIDE TO THE DENTST By Sami Peil 82k Words ADULT/NA HORROR Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White text says: THE DENTIST Sami Peil @sampeil THE COMPS Image of colorful book cover of the Z word Image of cover of season one THE LAST OF Us show White text says: Three bi disasters confront their (previously) hot dentist and far-right extremist zombies at the end of the world. • Love triangle • Survival shenanigans • Headshots • Hookups • Busted bunker Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White text says: THE DENTIST Sami Peil @sampeil Graphic of torn notebook paper with black writing: FROM THE JOURNAL OF STETSON JOHN MATTHEWS April 27, 2025 Donner party @ Black Hile bunkers, current population 24ich. White text on black over the dentist says: Reader Comments "Love this description. Impeccable delivery, so cinematic* "Obsessed" I'm hooked. so hooked on this book. I need it on my shelf." "OMINOUS" "VICERAL" "I literally cackled" "I was not prepared "Sharp, shocking, love it" "Seriously this is so fucking cinematic wth" "I love him" "IF YOU EVER CHANGE THIS FIRST LINE I WILL FIGHT YOU" Bloodied white coat on the torso of a man, the dentist. White text says: THE DENTIST Sami Peil @sampeil The Pitch Stetson was built for survival. After two decades of blending in with the straight boys and enduring his father's relentless prepper training, he's better prepared than most when the ENVI-24 pandemic becomes the zombie apocalypse in a matter of months. Stetson saves the only other survivor at his parents bunker settlement-a tween girl with a mouth full of braces, a judgy attitude, and a Bible. In a desperate search for community to help raise Harper, he makes his way to Queen City, killing zombies and dodging a zealous preacher bent on collecting women and children for his compound. Meanwhile, the dentist ambles across Queen City with a group of zombies eager for fresh flesh. While raiding his dentist's abandoned office for supplies, Stetson encounters Dove. She looks so good that she might just be a trap set by the Preacher, so Stotson zip-ties her first and asks questions later. All that might even be fine with Dove if it weren't for the fact that she's got Vivvi, her OG apocalypse protector back at their functioning community. If Stetson wants to join them and have help raising Harper, he'll have to prove his zombie-killing worth and move past that whole handcuffing thing. Oh, and also avoid getting exterminated as a threat to the Preacher's regime and the dentist's growing horde.
May 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM