Sam Palmeri
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Sam Palmeri
@sampalmeri.bsky.social
Desperate screenwriter looking for inspiration at the bottom of murky ponds and inside hollowed trees. He/him

📍MI
Bro Fetterman's like whole brand was legalization when he was grifting that progressive surf lmao he is definitely top of the worst list

(MI we have GOT to get Slotkin out of there oh my god. I'm so happy I refused to vote for that fed.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The fucking live score graphic hasn't even updated yet, bro! What is this team on?? It's insane!
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
They shoulda rereleased Sinners for Halloween
October 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
September 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Brother I just opened the app. I am already crying.
September 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You think an ancient Homo Sapien ever palmed tf outta a Homo Floresiensis if they ran across each other in a friendly way? "Ah come here you"
September 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
EVERYONE, WAKE UP DEAD MAN ROCKS!!
September 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
August 17, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Never had an answer for anything quicker in my life. Horror crush? E z. #filmsky #horrorsky
May 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Holy FUCK, man! It was packed last night! It's Monday! AT 9:30PM! LET'S GOOO
April 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
We're gonna declare war on Panama for Vietnam 2.0
March 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Hot damn John Larson
March 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Shit that goes hard for $1000
March 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This one gets used almost as much as the Worst Person ClickHole meme atp
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One of the funniest fucking things to ever blow through our doors here. Holy shit, man. Got me crying in the store.
February 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Bro where is Jack Quaid in this thing!?
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The r/screenwriting discord is dead but I want to start a group with a small group to share and read each other's stuff and idk where to start lmao
January 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM