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Plus the Wende for Cold War relics
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Also, very near Hayden Tract which is full of architectural curiosities
December 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This is just deranged, legitimately disqualifying
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Slop has permeated our most prestigious institutions, in horrible & insidious ways
Screenshot of a journal article published in nature.com with a discussion of the critical informed consent/institutional review component, specifically referencing a graphic comprised entirely of AI-generated nonsense
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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The first police in the colonies were to protect slave owners
Wikipedia entry describing the formation of police in the Carolinas in the 1700s to protect slave owners from their slaves escaping
December 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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The first police in Britain were to protect merchants
Wikipedia entry describing the first police force in Britain as being founded in 1797 by merchants to protect themselves from theft
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Submitted to the Journal of Irony
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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TIL Thailand has an aircraft carrier
Screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for Thailand’s aircraft carrier, with a picture
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Also AI definitely did not ‘nail it’
Picture linked above, accompanied by incorrect AI generated alt text
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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More reserved, but equally broken cat upset that his chair is wet because the sky is leaking
A black cat with white ascot and green eyes seated in a chair on a blanket (black, with pumpkins), in front of a table with a pumpkin on it on a patio with rain in the background
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I am bewildered by this rabbit hole I’m in
Wikipedia excerpt about Nora Ephron‘s personal life. …in 1976 she married journalist Carl Bernstein; with him, she had two sons. In 1979 she was pregnant with their second son when she discovered Bernstein‘s affair with their mutual friend, British journalist, Margaret Jay the daughter of former British Prime Minister, James Callahan, who was at the time married to the British ambassador to the United States, Peter Jay. Ephron was inspired by the affair to write the novel Heartburn in 1983, which was been made into a 1986 Mike Nichols films starring Jack Nicholson and Meryl Streep. in the book Ephron wrote of a fictional husband who was “capable of having sex with a Venetian blind.
November 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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New favorite takeout just dropped, you have to try it
Screen cap with various savory food items pictured above text “Smashed Wagyu Pasta 314 Rosecrans Avenue”
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I don’t know man, I think that’s a bit of a stretch, the airport is in easy reach of the coast & Caracas proper about an hour away. Pure air assault would be insanity. Of course there is a mad king involved, but let’s not pretend it would make sense.
Apple Maps view of Caracas showing its proximity to the coast
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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This is insane
How can I work today with this knowledge, I’m obsessed
Wikipedia excerpt: “In 2009, TV Guide ranked the first-season episode involving the death of Coach Leroy Fedders, who drowns in a bowl of Mary's chicken soup, as number 97 on its list of ‘TV's Top 100 Episodes of All Time’”
October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Baller stats
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page for “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” showing the number of seasons is 2 and the number of episodes is 325
October 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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General Sherman
September 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Microsoft just invaded our privacy by default again, trying to drive traffic to its AI slop farms @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy
Screenshot of Microsoft Edge browser settings, showing a newly added & enabled option which directs your data to their AI farms
September 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Has anyone looked specifically at oligarch birth rates? some crazy outliers there #breeder
A corpulent and doughy Elon Musk, wearing black swim trunks, climbing a ladder into a boat, wet Picture of a much younger Elon Musk with a hairline that has receded across most of the top of his head, with a thin remainder of wispy hairlets, his mouth open with an asymmetrical grin. Purple shirt.
September 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Here is Exhibit One on just how incredibly bad his judgment is, just the worst
A screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search result for the term “Gavin Don Junior“, which returned a picture and brief bio of Kimberly Guilfoyle, who dated both Gavin Newsom and Donald Trump Junior
August 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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This little dude was complying with the rules down on The Wharf
A pigeon sitting on a bench with a “no standing” sign attached to it
August 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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#Venice
No trespassing sign with handwritten note saying “hippies use rear entrance“
July 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Sunset last night #PalosVerdes @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Yes, it was
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July 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM