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Office dog, dressed smarter than me
Office scene with a fluffy dog wearing a jumper, tie and cap
November 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Someone's daemon is loose
Spanish photographer Ángel Hidalgo has captured the world’s first ever white Iberian lynx on camera in Jaén, Spain, after months of trying Photograph: @angeliyo_o
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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These guys?
The Time Bandits
November 3, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Wonder if she's always had a problem with how black people are represented to sell products
Goliwog advertising racist marmalade
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Morwenna Banks on Reeves and Mortimer's Masterchef saying "For children to learn the story of Jesus"
October 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Checking in on Trump's speech to the UN
Father Ted acceptance speech "and now we move on to liars"
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Arrested Development meme: Some Christian people have been confidently predicting the imminent rapture for nearly 2,000 years Well did it work for these people? No, it never does, I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... ...But it might work for us
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Starmer has misread the assignment. You dont win "a struggle for the heart and soul of the nation" by agreeing with your opponents that immigration is a huge problem, or pointing at policies that people have felt no benefit from
...If the social democratic response to [immigration] doesn't provide the answers they need, then people will look elswhere... But the prime minister is understood to believe it is unfair to suggest the government has not loudly championed its own progressive agenda, such as increased investment in green energy... Sources said Starmer's speech would build on an argument he made in an opinion piece for the Sun newspaper, where he call it a "struggle for the heart and soul of our nation".
September 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Maybe get his show back on the air but featuring a nightly soft soap interview with Trump, Wayne's World style?
Wayne Campbell interviews show sponsor Noah Vanderhof, holding a card saying "Sphincter Boy"
September 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Trumps and Starmers looking up at the sky Abraham Lincoln, Chubbs Peterson and an alligator waving from heaven
September 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Rachel Reeves when presented with *any* problem
Father Ted meme "IS THERE ANYTHING TO BE SAID FOR DISPLAYING ECONOMIC CREDIBILITY?"
September 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Yet more confirmation that British titles are bestowed ironically
His Excellency The Right Honourable The Lord Mandelson PC, His Britannic Majesty's Ambassador to the United States of America
September 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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So many bangers but this is the one that dooms Starmer's govt and with it the UK. Lawyer brain imagines a jury of public opinion that will be convinced when they are shown the evidence. But no net migration number is low enough and one photo of a small boat on a beach will overpower any statistic
An actual pragmatist would evaluate and change course. Someone who understood public opinion might notice that anti-immigrant sentiment responds to media coverage, not objective reality. They might reason that this is not a problem that can be addressed by policy concessions because policy is not what is causing it.
September 8, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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How on earth is this the headline takeaway from his testimony? Not only is this insanely one-sided for a high-profile court case, it fails as journalistic clickbait. Where's 'GL confesses to be "sissy porn" expert' or 'In insane twist, GL claims accuser lied to police about being a child'
BBC News story titled "Linehan tells court trans activists made his life 'hell'"
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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What an epitaph. Thanks BBC Breaking News
BBC News alert. The Duchess of Kent, who loved music and tennis, has died at 92
September 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Fixed the headline
Edited The Times view - Nigel Farage's deportation plan is FASCISM but may put him in No 10
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Over to Zuckerberg's head of Reality Labs for comment
Nelson "Big Head" Bighetti on the HBO series Silicon Valley, looking confused
July 31, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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Trump managing international relations in the Middle East
The Day Today mockumentary swimming teacher unable to control a class of unruly children
June 24, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Post a photo of an athlete you admire
Kim from Kath and Kim in netball uniform sat on the ground checking her nails during a game
June 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Wayne Rooney guesting on the BBC from Roblox
Wayne Rooney, a square man
May 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Sadly evergreen meme being enacted in Labour HQ rn
Arrested Development meme MAINSTREAM PARTIES ACROSS THE WORLD TRY TO BEAT THE FAR RIGHT BY COPYING THEM WELL DID IT WORK FOR THOSE PEOPLE? NO, IT NEVER DOES, I MEAN, THESE PEOPLE SOMEHOW DELUDE THEM SELVES INTO THINKING IT MIGHT, BUT... BUT IT MIGHT WORK FOR US.
May 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Rachel Reeves's fingerprints all over the Runcorn loss. Sure Labour will find a way to blame Ed Miliband though
Labour campaigner reports "on every door it was the same story - winter fuel and PIP"
May 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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"100% negative coverage, DRINK!"
Hesgeth tweet claiming his 100% negative coverage in the media is a badge of honour
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Anakin Padme meme: Panel 1. The Labour Party "We have a bold new plan for growth". 2. The UK economy "Brilliant! I was worried it was just going to be another airport" 3 Hmm face. 4 Oh no
April 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Post dog
A lovely fluffy boy
April 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM