Samantha Ruddy
@samlymatters.bsky.social
-Captain Ravioli
-Standup from Fallon, Colbert, and Baseball Mom on Amazon Prime
-Previously: Full Frontal with Sam Bee and Collegehumor
- Philly 🦅
-Standup from Fallon, Colbert, and Baseball Mom on Amazon Prime
-Previously: Full Frontal with Sam Bee and Collegehumor
- Philly 🦅
GQ: Steal this Ralph Lauren style hack
Me:
Me:
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GQ: Steal this Ralph Lauren style hack
Me:
Me:
We could have stopped the internet right here. We had peaked.
October 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We could have stopped the internet right here. We had peaked.
I thought everyone at this NJ Halloween party would know I’m Christopher from the Sopranos but instead everybody has just been extra nice and opened doors for me
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I thought everyone at this NJ Halloween party would know I’m Christopher from the Sopranos but instead everybody has just been extra nice and opened doors for me
I am not afraid to admit that I love Love is Blind
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I am not afraid to admit that I love Love is Blind
Saw a bee try to pollinate this flower and I could almost hear him yelling “clear!” Buddy he’s gone. You lose them sometimes. It’s ok. It’s not your fault.
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Saw a bee try to pollinate this flower and I could almost hear him yelling “clear!” Buddy he’s gone. You lose them sometimes. It’s ok. It’s not your fault.
Do frat boys decide the election?
October 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Do frat boys decide the election?
NPR store is back up and I will be wearing this to the new lesbian bar in Philly
October 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
NPR store is back up and I will be wearing this to the new lesbian bar in Philly
Is anybody else getting this
September 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Is anybody else getting this
The only way this could feel more threatening is if all the letters were differently-sized magazine clippings
September 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The only way this could feel more threatening is if all the letters were differently-sized magazine clippings
My Wendy’s is going through a nihilistic phase
September 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My Wendy’s is going through a nihilistic phase
It’s like GQ is reading my diary
September 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
It’s like GQ is reading my diary
If this guy takes both of my late night credits I’m going to turn into the joker
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If this guy takes both of my late night credits I’m going to turn into the joker
Them: AI is going to replace you
AI:
AI:
September 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Them: AI is going to replace you
AI:
AI:
My cat (Loki) always bullies my mom’s cat (Pearl) so we’ve been keeping them separated. I told him he is not to touch a hair on her head. But hate finds a way.
September 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My cat (Loki) always bullies my mom’s cat (Pearl) so we’ve been keeping them separated. I told him he is not to touch a hair on her head. But hate finds a way.
How the fuck are you guys falling in love with AI? I can’t get it to circle Pennsylvania on a map
September 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
How the fuck are you guys falling in love with AI? I can’t get it to circle Pennsylvania on a map
7 years ago I posted this very stupid joke that landed on the front page of Reddit and didn’t change my life at all
September 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
7 years ago I posted this very stupid joke that landed on the front page of Reddit and didn’t change my life at all
Ironically Republican policies are responsible for both being there
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Ironically Republican policies are responsible for both being there
Should I schedule this to post on LinkedIn at 4am?
August 20, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Should I schedule this to post on LinkedIn at 4am?
My favorite Indian restaurant got our asses
August 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My favorite Indian restaurant got our asses
POV you live in Philadelphia
August 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
POV you live in Philadelphia
Old navy said “fuck it we already poured money into this campaign we ain’t changing it”
August 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Old navy said “fuck it we already poured money into this campaign we ain’t changing it”
Guy who gets mad at his kid and puts up a sign that says
“STEP ON IT! I can’t stand these little shits.”
“STEP ON IT! I can’t stand these little shits.”
August 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Guy who gets mad at his kid and puts up a sign that says
“STEP ON IT! I can’t stand these little shits.”
“STEP ON IT! I can’t stand these little shits.”