Sam
@samkochman.bsky.social
Welcome to ✨Sam’s Klub✨
NYC based comic. Aiming to amass enough followers that Sam’s Club (with a C) sends a cease & desist🕺
NYC based comic. Aiming to amass enough followers that Sam’s Club (with a C) sends a cease & desist🕺
Eventually she checked him into rehab and fled the state #funny #comedian #dating #boyfriend #whitelotus
April 1, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Eventually she checked him into rehab and fled the state #funny #comedian #dating #boyfriend #whitelotus
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, played by Kate McKinnon
January 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde, played by Kate McKinnon
Good Morning…. Morning….Mourning.
January 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Good Morning…. Morning….Mourning.
Vibes on TikTok are feelin weirddddd
January 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Vibes on TikTok are feelin weirddddd
No TikTok is maybe natural adderall? My brain is so quiet (I’m also on a full dose of adderall) #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
No TikTok is maybe natural adderall? My brain is so quiet (I’m also on a full dose of adderall) #tiktokban
Umm probably closer to 1.5 pounds now, Chewy!
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Umm probably closer to 1.5 pounds now, Chewy!
Republicans are “against abortion” but they were all pretty supportive of aborting TikTok. Late term. 5 years old. Post birth abortion. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Republicans are “against abortion” but they were all pretty supportive of aborting TikTok. Late term. 5 years old. Post birth abortion. #tiktokban
Anyone else get the best sleep in a long time last night? Maybe scrolling tiktok til I pass out every night isn’t ideal behavior #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Anyone else get the best sleep in a long time last night? Maybe scrolling tiktok til I pass out every night isn’t ideal behavior #tiktokban
Just remembered rednote exists!!!!
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Just remembered rednote exists!!!!
Ok I’m actually starting to think someone should have taken tiktok away from me sooner. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Ok I’m actually starting to think someone should have taken tiktok away from me sooner. #tiktokban
The sudden loss of audience…I finally understand Dianne Feinstein and Mitch McConnell. In other words, I guess we can all understand why no one in our government retires til they die. #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
The sudden loss of audience…I finally understand Dianne Feinstein and Mitch McConnell. In other words, I guess we can all understand why no one in our government retires til they die. #tiktokban
Reposted by Sam
Let’s be clear: the whole thing is a con. TikTok could’ve kept the app rolling on Sunday but by shutting down & mentioning Trump, he gets to be the savior. One of many examples of companies & billionaires bowing down.
It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾
It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Let’s be clear: the whole thing is a con. TikTok could’ve kept the app rolling on Sunday but by shutting down & mentioning Trump, he gets to be the savior. One of many examples of companies & billionaires bowing down.
It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾
It’s BS. But it’s also the reality. Let’s not give Trump anymore opportunities 👍🏾
How the fuck does one go viral on this app? #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How the fuck does one go viral on this app? #tiktokban
Wonder what I’ll do with all my free time tomorrow #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Wonder what I’ll do with all my free time tomorrow #tiktokban
No doubt in my mind part of Trump’s agreement to “find a solution” with TikTok was forcing them to actually go dark tonight so he could present himself as the hero. Wouldn’t hit as hard if they didn’t go dark. Gross.
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
No doubt in my mind part of Trump’s agreement to “find a solution” with TikTok was forcing them to actually go dark tonight so he could present himself as the hero. Wouldn’t hit as hard if they didn’t go dark. Gross.
Ok my new plan is to treat Bluesky like Facebook status updates back in the day. Buckle the fuck up.
January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ok my new plan is to treat Bluesky like Facebook status updates back in the day. Buckle the fuck up.
My apartment and brain are both so quiet without tiktok….. I forgot what thoughts were. This is a revelation.
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My apartment and brain are both so quiet without tiktok….. I forgot what thoughts were. This is a revelation.
I am SAD. Miss u already TikTok
January 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am SAD. Miss u already TikTok
Someone lock my windows
January 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Someone lock my windows
Is it possible Snoop has just been so high since November that he thinks he’s performing at Kamala’s inauguration on Monday? #snoopdog #snoop #inauguration
January 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Is it possible Snoop has just been so high since November that he thinks he’s performing at Kamala’s inauguration on Monday? #snoopdog #snoop #inauguration