Sam Haft
@samhaft.com
RIAA certified platinum shitposter, bicoastal showbiz marxist, dad
songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more
on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft
songs: The Living Tombstone, Hazbin Hotel, more
on tiktok @funcomfortable and original recipe twitter @samhaft
who else is on GTFOOMB-tok 💀
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
who else is on GTFOOMB-tok 💀
HUGE news!! We told you it was coming, and here it is! @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social x Atlantic Records join forces for the Helluva Boss (and future Hazbin Hotel) soundtracks! Helluva S1 drops Sep 10th with some VERY special bonus tracks! ⤵️
July 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
HUGE news!! We told you it was coming, and here it is! @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social x Atlantic Records join forces for the Helluva Boss (and future Hazbin Hotel) soundtracks! Helluva S1 drops Sep 10th with some VERY special bonus tracks! ⤵️
They built concentration camps, made it legal to send ppl to countries they aren’t from, made it legal to denaturalize citizens after only a CIVIL case, which doesn’t require a lawyer, just a judge, and they’re deputizing Florida national guard to BE the judges. Premeditated ethnic cleansing.
July 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
They built concentration camps, made it legal to send ppl to countries they aren’t from, made it legal to denaturalize citizens after only a CIVIL case, which doesn’t require a lawyer, just a judge, and they’re deputizing Florida national guard to BE the judges. Premeditated ethnic cleansing.
so far the best idea is unfortunately this
May 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
so far the best idea is unfortunately this
Today is a double-voting day for the AMAs so I’m reminding you one more time that you can vote for Hazbin Hotel *daily* thru May 15! Thanks so much!
April 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Today is a double-voting day for the AMAs so I’m reminding you one more time that you can vote for Hazbin Hotel *daily* thru May 15! Thanks so much!
Big shoutout to @eeericschwartz.bsky.social and
Desiree for setting up the ‘Helluva Show’ on Saturday night, as well as my ‘Contractually Obligated Band’ of Jon LaMarche, Matt Shlapak, Tom Silvers, and Mark Grimmie! What a fun night!
Desiree for setting up the ‘Helluva Show’ on Saturday night, as well as my ‘Contractually Obligated Band’ of Jon LaMarche, Matt Shlapak, Tom Silvers, and Mark Grimmie! What a fun night!
April 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Big shoutout to @eeericschwartz.bsky.social and
Desiree for setting up the ‘Helluva Show’ on Saturday night, as well as my ‘Contractually Obligated Band’ of Jon LaMarche, Matt Shlapak, Tom Silvers, and Mark Grimmie! What a fun night!
Desiree for setting up the ‘Helluva Show’ on Saturday night, as well as my ‘Contractually Obligated Band’ of Jon LaMarche, Matt Shlapak, Tom Silvers, and Mark Grimmie! What a fun night!
You know I keep that thang on me (Kermit the Frog)
April 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You know I keep that thang on me (Kermit the Frog)
your devils are not as strong as mine
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
your devils are not as strong as mine
I know it’s late but once this occurred to me I had to make it
February 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I know it’s late but once this occurred to me I had to make it
I do!
Gucci suit, Louboutin shoes, custom red prescription lenses in those Native Sons frames, and the most important piece: the shirt is red dupioni silk, designed and hand sewn by @laurenstlaurent.bsky.social - for the placement of the black ribbon to form Alastor’s cross with that jacket on.
Gucci suit, Louboutin shoes, custom red prescription lenses in those Native Sons frames, and the most important piece: the shirt is red dupioni silk, designed and hand sewn by @laurenstlaurent.bsky.social - for the placement of the black ribbon to form Alastor’s cross with that jacket on.
February 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I do!
Gucci suit, Louboutin shoes, custom red prescription lenses in those Native Sons frames, and the most important piece: the shirt is red dupioni silk, designed and hand sewn by @laurenstlaurent.bsky.social - for the placement of the black ribbon to form Alastor’s cross with that jacket on.
Gucci suit, Louboutin shoes, custom red prescription lenses in those Native Sons frames, and the most important piece: the shirt is red dupioni silk, designed and hand sewn by @laurenstlaurent.bsky.social - for the placement of the black ribbon to form Alastor’s cross with that jacket on.
It’s the best hot dog you’ll ever eat is what it is. And I’m biased against admitting that because I’m from New York.
December 31, 2024 at 6:44 AM
It’s the best hot dog you’ll ever eat is what it is. And I’m biased against admitting that because I’m from New York.
Damn! That’s … like 4,450 years of listening??? 😅
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Damn! That’s … like 4,450 years of listening??? 😅
🎵it’s the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeear🎵
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
🎵it’s the moooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeeeear🎵
WE ARE NOMINATED FOR A BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD 🤯
November 25, 2024 at 5:41 PM
WE ARE NOMINATED FOR A BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARD 🤯
lmao he really goofed it up this time
December 21, 2023 at 5:51 AM
lmao he really goofed it up this time
Pretty surreal to see this IRL. See you Jan 19!
November 28, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Pretty surreal to see this IRL. See you Jan 19!
this is what I look like when I write skeets:
July 28, 2023 at 5:20 PM
this is what I look like when I write skeets: