Sam Greenfield
samgreenfield.com
Sam Greenfield
@samgreenfield.com
Software Engineer at Google and former Michelin-starred restaurateur • he/him • posts are my own personal opinions
You know people when you do find somebody
Hold that woman, hold that man
Love him, please him, squeeze her, please her
Hold, squeeze and please that person, give 'em all your love
Signify your feelings with every gentle caress
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A so-called apology like this reminds me of Bloom County
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
AI authors are amazing.
July 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
But look at his extensive bio on the website? I'm sure he's brought a lot to the table
July 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Like many "data driven" people, the President only seeks out data the supports the decision he has already made.

As per www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/n..., "'There's a lot of positive attributes, I want to collect data. The president is data driven,' Ms. Hochul said last week."
February 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
SF taxi #waymo
February 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I'm guessing the Newton Creek Market is coming soon, too
February 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
February 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
February 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM