Sam From Ohio
samfromohio.bsky.social
Sam From Ohio
@samfromohio.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈 and 🏳️‍⚧️ safe. Fuck X, fuck M*sk, and fuck T**mp.
“My parents birthed me to become this.” - Arin Hanson
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December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Lisan al-gabagool
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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my town had to cancel our annual christmas parade over the threat of ICE raids. but sure, libs killed christmas
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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i hope someday i win the fifa peace prize. maybe even the pizza hut medal of honor. or hell, why not, a costco oscar
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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CAN YOU BE TOO EAGER?
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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instead of "Post" the button that you press to make your words go online should say "Inflict"
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Tons of research shows people rarely commit fraud for social services anyway. We literally went through a mo ths-long news cycle about DOGE committing more fraud than they actually found. What is wrong with you people. Just let people have accommodations. Why do you fucking care?
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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I don't care if a non-disabled person accesses a disability accommodation for the same reason I don't care if a child whose parents are rich gets free lunch at school. We don't need to means test being a kind person. I have better things to do with my time than be a cop over social services.
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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[Joe Rogan emerging from a sensory deprivation tank filled with zebra cum] Actually, cancer is good for you
October 26, 2024 at 4:49 AM
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Maslow’s Hierarchy of Deez Nuts
January 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Hey, you there! eagerly downloading that new Full Cast version of those books by the mouldy bigot lady, this is YOU doing that. This is what you are funding, the needlessly cruel ripping up of trans people's lives
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Do it for her! ✨🎄✨
December 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Tuesday’s Morning Snow in the Cleveland Metroparks
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I understand why people stay on services that suck but not Spotify. There’s so many other platforms that are 1-to-1 the same but with less garbage if not objectively better.
December 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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mail 💖
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The Munsters asks the terrifying question “What if your family members were Universal movie monsters?” The Addams Family asks the terrifying question “What if your parents actually loved each other?”
The Munsters poses the chilling question, what if your parents were a vampire and a Frankenstein? The Addams Family poses the chilling question, what if your parents were openly sexual?
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Short guys on reddit: "Women only want tall guys, boohoo, it's women's fault I'm lonely"

Gomez Addams: "I'm half my wife's height and have so much rizz we keep a pet tall guy I trust her with"
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Sorry I yelled ‘FINISH HIM’ at your son’s spelling bee
April 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM