Tech firms donating to Trump instead of LA forest fire relief is like upgrading your Wi-Fi while your house is burning down – wrong priorities, wrong timing, and everyone's left wondering who approved this decision. Why is Swift doing more than the giant Tech Bros combined? #LAFire #Politics

#PremierLeague refereeing is a bit like ordering fast food at 3 a.m.— you never know what you’ll get, but you’re pretty sure it’s not going to sit well. These guys give Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" a run for its money.

#football #PGMOL #footy

My Baby graduates, gets her dream job in Vancouver, and suddenly I'm left wondering if FaceTime counts as quality parenting—or if I should just send her embarrassing dad jokes via text to keep the bond strong? #parenting #graduate

The new #MeaningOfLife: Somewhere between your last TikTok scroll and your next Instagram like—that fleeting moment of clarity buried under a pile of memes and influencer reels. Sigh.

#mentalhealth #socialmedia #realitycheck

From what I can tell, it's not that Greenlanders don’t like America's overly processed frozen snacks, cereals, and burgers, they just don't want the U.S. to annex their entire freezer aisle for a military base. 🤷‍♂️.

#world #Greenland

Only thing faster than @federicochiesa.bsky.social's feet is his ability to adapt. He'll be taking the Premier League by storm, one "pasta" to the goal at a time! He'll get his "pizza" the action now.

I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

#LFC #YNWA #LIVACC

Ah, the War of 1812—a time when the U.S. thought taking over Canada would be a walk in the park, only to find out the park was full of maple syrup-fueled militia and stubborn British redcoats. Tip: never underestimate a country where even the geese are aggressive.

#Canada #Politics #Humor #USA