I stay correct

2. In which a world chess champion doubles down on severing his emotional ties in favor of chasing success, fame, & freedom (from the Soviet Union, but also let's be real; from commitment)

OKAY BUCKLE UP IT'S SUDDEN DISNEY VILLAIN SONG CLIP TIME

1. In which Dracula goes through the three stages of grief: despair, bargaining, and heartbroken bloodlust

Tragic that hyper-masculinity-obsessed men will never understand how attractive this is

Is the current production of the Dragonlance musical Badly Staged? Yes

Does it contain a bit where Caramon casually disarms his own solider with a hidden blade, impressing him so thoroughly that he asks for Caramon's autograph, which he then signs with said dagger? Also yes