Describes him perfectly, but who's the pig next to him supposed to be?

It was marinated in all the whitest lies.

You might be right. At this point he's caught up in the machine and there's a team of people propping him up with popsicle sticks and scotch tape so they can continue breaking the law behind the scenes, with him as a sloppy mascot for distraction.

Shitbirds is as shitbirds does, and they've earned the title.

...work..less.....possible?

And they must bring those charges, of course. Otherwise people might start to think we have a two tiered justice system.