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Non-compliant mostly humanoid shaped protein robot.
I like cat shaped protein robots.
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At least they're too dumb to hide it anymore.
Headline from politico reads, "young Republicans chapter plans to host far-right German leader after 'I love Hitler' chat."
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Tim Kaine, D, Virginia, Catherine Cortez Masto, D, Nevada, John Fetterman, D, Pennsylvania, Maggie Hassan, D, New Hampshire, Dick Durbin, D, Illinois, Angus King, I, Maine, Jeanne Shaheen, D, New Hampshire, Jacky Rosen, D, Nevada all signed the bill and sold out millions of Americans by allowing their healthcare to be taken away for nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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The photo shows the president in 2025 looking as though he's riding in one of the lifeboats that left the Titanic as it sinks in the background, but it doesn't show the women and children he pushed out of his way to get on the lifeboat drowning in the background, unfortunately. 2/10 for realism
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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In case you're just looking for structural data
Image showing the math behind a water strider's technique for climbing onto objects which are half submerged
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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A graph showing the human fart (also known as the president, in 2025) is underwater in every demographic
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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...the same seat?
Picture of a man in Missouri who was charged twice for attempting to have sex with a seat on the train
September 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Guess the produce-a-fake-profile bot is on a Jennifer kick
Picture showing three fake accounts that have followed me recently, and they are all Jennifer-something or another
August 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Twisted Trump Berry fool aid, logic free. Poison flavor
July 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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He's so desperate to distract from the Epstein files that he's rehashing all the old grievances. Look out Hillary
He's playing all the old hits, so I'm sure pretty soon we'll be hearing "but her emails!"
July 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Melania with a shovel in the ground next to text which says "I make grave for husband now."
July 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Machete and a chunk of tree trunk, DIY guillotine
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pictures showing the before and after alligator Alcatraz was completed
July 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Sponge Bob, imagination
July 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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GOP mascot with Drumpf dust on its mouth and nose
June 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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GOP elephant with Drumpf dust on his face
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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If every politician had to live at the same economic level as their least successful constituent, it would encourage them to stop ignoring the less fortunate.
June 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Screenshot of Joni Ernst in her natural habitat, surrounded by the skulls of people she doesn't care about
June 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Mega realizing they are going to be next on the list of who the billionaires get rid of
June 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Politicians don't lie, they just actively avoid telling the truth.
Landlord explaining how people are going to be kicked off Medicaid after saying they aren't going to be kicked off Medicaid
June 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Maga finding out they're next to go on the billionaires' list
June 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Leon: "you should see the other guy"
Picture of a door knob
June 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Who was president in 2020?
Oh yeah, that's right.
Graph showing a huge spike in the murder rate in the year 2020 when Trump was president.
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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In the animal kingdom, mobbing is a defense strategy where multiple individuals of a prey species harass or attack a predator, often to protect their young or territory. This cooperative behavior involves a group of animals approaching and harassing a potential predator, which can reduce the risk of predation for the entire group.
May 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Solar flare machine gun
Picture that shows the recent increase in solar flare activity over the last couple of days due to the solar maximum
May 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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This is what happens when a state harbors a socially poisonous predator.
Graph showing births and deaths in Florida from 1991 to 2024, where deaths are now exceeding births
May 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM