if I can think of all the people I want to thank, maybe I can begin to describe what I’m thanking them for

this morning I paid $8 for a drip coffee and was told that a cup of tap water would cost me $2.50. with prices like these, who needs gambling

also I didn't have any rice on-hand so it's sitting in a bowl of farro, jic you need more material

they better not try anything, I have repacked the boxes three times now

same. parents’ names, birthdays and sometimes even home addresses, it was just a default