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@samcakes25.bsky.social
Splendidly selfish, charmingly helpless
Excellent fun till you get to know her
Excellent fun till you get to know her
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When you watch an old home movie of your 3rd birthday and realize your mom’s been yelling at you for no reason for literally your whole life and she wonders how you ended up in therapy
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When you watch an old home movie of your 3rd birthday and realize your mom’s been yelling at you for no reason for literally your whole life and she wonders how you ended up in therapy
“For once our Thanksgiving didn’t get fucked up!” “Yeah! Let’s celebrate by NOT EATING ANY OF IT” #GH
a man in a white shirt is standing in a room with a picture on the wall that says u.s. army
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in a room with a picture on the wall that says u.s. army
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December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
“For once our Thanksgiving didn’t get fucked up!” “Yeah! Let’s celebrate by NOT EATING ANY OF IT” #GH
I know it’s too much to hope for and not likely to happen but could there be a major plot twist and have Sam be the one who shot Drew? #GH
December 1, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I know it’s too much to hope for and not likely to happen but could there be a major plot twist and have Sam be the one who shot Drew? #GH
So apparently this needs to be said, this is not a MAGA friendly place, in fact it’s fuck Trump and his brain dead sycophants all day every day in this house so if you’re a proud cult member of the orange overlord please see yourself out this is not the place for you
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So apparently this needs to be said, this is not a MAGA friendly place, in fact it’s fuck Trump and his brain dead sycophants all day every day in this house so if you’re a proud cult member of the orange overlord please see yourself out this is not the place for you
24 years ago today we lost the great George Harrison, may he continue to rest in peace 🕊️🕉️
a man in a suit and tie is playing a guitar on stage in front of a drum set .
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November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
24 years ago today we lost the great George Harrison, may he continue to rest in peace 🕊️🕉️
🥳Sam's Favorite Birthday Episodes🎂: A Thread
a birthday cake with candles and balloons and the words `` i love you '' on it .
ALT: a birthday cake with candles and balloons and the words `` i love you '' on it .
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November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
🥳Sam's Favorite Birthday Episodes🎂: A Thread
Auntie Em: "Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"
you KNOW she was thinking this:
you KNOW she was thinking this:
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Auntie Em: "Almira Gulch, just because you own half the county doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!"
you KNOW she was thinking this:
you KNOW she was thinking this:
Joyce Byers apparently went to high school with Henry Creel aka Vecna, as she’s seen passing out flyers for the school play with his name listed in the cast which means she either knew him personally or knew who he was, and they never actually refer to him as Henry so she might not realize it’s him
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Joyce Byers apparently went to high school with Henry Creel aka Vecna, as she’s seen passing out flyers for the school play with his name listed in the cast which means she either knew him personally or knew who he was, and they never actually refer to him as Henry so she might not realize it’s him