hockey is so undignified sometimes, i can't imagine him losing an edge and spinning down the ice like a flipped turtle

there was indeed a money laundering thing with the bolts yeah! i think i just can't imagine tetsuji wearing a goofy helmet honestly

you can't really kill a man with a hockey stick though and launching a skate seems more premeditated somehow

i wish i had an import option for all those tweets but maybe i should take this as a chance to get creative too!