Pastina Aguilera
@sambivalence.bsky.social
I write boring things for money. My dogs are named after 70s rock stars. I am not really a box of pasta. Sometimes I am funny. I like olives, collecting books I'll probably never read, and making overly specific and dated references. She/her. NYer in WI.
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
December 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’ve got reason to believe it’s the 6th
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And they’re basically all to one person because my other friends don’t use Discord
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I can’t draw for shit but I can color like a boss
I got two new pairs of specs
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got two new pairs of specs
Memes I make for my own laughter.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Memes I make for my own laughter.
This is what ChatGPT spit out when I asked it to analyze 75 pages of poetry.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is what ChatGPT spit out when I asked it to analyze 75 pages of poetry.
Leprosy. But spelled Leproseigh.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Leprosy. But spelled Leproseigh.
It is not nearly as cool as my hat.
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It is not nearly as cool as my hat.
Today’s Advent Calendar item is a set of air fresheners.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Today’s Advent Calendar item is a set of air fresheners.
This does not taste like Dr Pepper at all but it is pretty good.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This does not taste like Dr Pepper at all but it is pretty good.
If I wasn’t making playlists for SOMEONE, this would have reflected me a bit better. Madonna, The Pretenders, Beck, and Wolfmother are accurate though.
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If I wasn’t making playlists for SOMEONE, this would have reflected me a bit better. Madonna, The Pretenders, Beck, and Wolfmother are accurate though.
These were in my AriZona Advent Calendar. I looked it up. They cost the same as the box. Nice.
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
These were in my AriZona Advent Calendar. I looked it up. They cost the same as the box. Nice.
I have been trying so hard to stick to this.
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I have been trying so hard to stick to this.
How many plants can I put on my desk before they infiltrate my motherboard and become sentient? Data of the Triffids.
December 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
How many plants can I put on my desk before they infiltrate my motherboard and become sentient? Data of the Triffids.
His nose is like a little roomba
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
His nose is like a little roomba
I cleaned up my desk today to make room for new plants. New plants have an asterisk:
Rubbert DeNiro* (Rubber Plant)
Frances Houseplant (Baby Necklace)
Gerbert Hoover* (Gerbera daisy that’s dying)
Ruth’s Chrys(anthemum)*
Edgar Allan Pothos
Rubbert DeNiro* (Rubber Plant)
Frances Houseplant (Baby Necklace)
Gerbert Hoover* (Gerbera daisy that’s dying)
Ruth’s Chrys(anthemum)*
Edgar Allan Pothos
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I cleaned up my desk today to make room for new plants. New plants have an asterisk:
Rubbert DeNiro* (Rubber Plant)
Frances Houseplant (Baby Necklace)
Gerbert Hoover* (Gerbera daisy that’s dying)
Ruth’s Chrys(anthemum)*
Edgar Allan Pothos
Rubbert DeNiro* (Rubber Plant)
Frances Houseplant (Baby Necklace)
Gerbert Hoover* (Gerbera daisy that’s dying)
Ruth’s Chrys(anthemum)*
Edgar Allan Pothos
It’s so much prettier now that it’s all roasty toasty
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s so much prettier now that it’s all roasty toasty
Too much garlic, you say?
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Too much garlic, you say?
About time for a haircut before I turn into a fur coat
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
About time for a haircut before I turn into a fur coat
I didn’t make it through
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I didn’t make it through
My heart is made of gravy
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My heart is made of gravy
Roasted garlic and cherry tomato sauce. Chicken cutlet. Ricotta, Parmesan, mozzarella. Hard roll. NY Rangers. It’s a little like home.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Roasted garlic and cherry tomato sauce. Chicken cutlet. Ricotta, Parmesan, mozzarella. Hard roll. NY Rangers. It’s a little like home.
Tomorrow I would have been heading over this bridge 😭
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tomorrow I would have been heading over this bridge 😭
Toasted naan with hummus, tzatziki, falafel, tomato, cucumber, tahini, and feta.
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Toasted naan with hummus, tzatziki, falafel, tomato, cucumber, tahini, and feta.