samantha_roze: boring barbie
@samantharoze.bsky.social
i swore myself to me, myself, and i
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
~ argumentative antithetical dream girl ~
just need ubereats, Netflix, and cash
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
just need ubereats, Netflix, and cash
make it stop 😭😭😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
make it stop 😭😭😭😭
hello! i am in Philadelphia! cheers!
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
hello! i am in Philadelphia! cheers!
in 2017 i tried to get in to niche yelp reviewing only bridges. it didn’t take off. should i try again?
November 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
in 2017 i tried to get in to niche yelp reviewing only bridges. it didn’t take off. should i try again?
me @ my flights home to PHL
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
me @ my flights home to PHL
hey what’s up hello 💅🏻 💁🏼♀️💅🏻💁🏼♀️
November 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
hey what’s up hello 💅🏻 💁🏼♀️💅🏻💁🏼♀️
can’t wait for my sue bob
October 31, 2025 at 12:08 PM
can’t wait for my sue bob
dude is spamming us with daily 50% off MAILERS literal MAILERS for his shitty idea and he’s worth BILLIONS. I will trash Wonder til the day they fail (bc they will)
October 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
dude is spamming us with daily 50% off MAILERS literal MAILERS for his shitty idea and he’s worth BILLIONS. I will trash Wonder til the day they fail (bc they will)
very warm and inviting atmosphere
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
very warm and inviting atmosphere
asking ChatGPT to turn this in to a professional headshot
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
asking ChatGPT to turn this in to a professional headshot
I should have known when he told me the WiFi password was “NeverGetMarried1”
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I should have known when he told me the WiFi password was “NeverGetMarried1”
you’re taking points away from ME because YOU don’t have enough bikes ????!!!!!!!????!!!!
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
you’re taking points away from ME because YOU don’t have enough bikes ????!!!!!!!????!!!!
does this mean i am in 66th place?
October 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
does this mean i am in 66th place?
SOUTH PHILADELPHIA NEEDS MORE INDEGO BIKES
October 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
SOUTH PHILADELPHIA NEEDS MORE INDEGO BIKES
this hat
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
this hat
and that’s how i met my husband
October 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
and that’s how i met my husband
i was so much cooler in 2012
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i was so much cooler in 2012
from my niece at UConn 🧐🧐
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
from my niece at UConn 🧐🧐
📍 Beer Town
October 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
📍 Beer Town
