Property of the Gnomish Empire
samanthajoelsson.bsky.social
Property of the Gnomish Empire
@samanthajoelsson.bsky.social
Vintage sewing machines (White, Kenmore): vermicomposting: gardening USDA zone 8b: skirmish wargaming: EverQuest awhile ago:

Not much for reposts, either doing or reading. Let’s be originals.
Strawberries yesterday & jam tomorrow. Spoons were licked today & reported to be very yummy.

The preschooler exhibited magnificent self-control to not eat while picking, but made up for it today. 😋
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Texas in December, y’all.

The strawberries are fantastic, still plenty left for tomorrow & next weekend. Sweet Berry Farm is out beyond Marble Falls & to our surprise we drove by the locale our brown tabbies were found abandoned early this year (at the end of spring strawberry season).

#texas #atx
December 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Maybe the outdoor lads can be convinced to be wintertime indoor lads. We haven’t the right to keep them. They seem to be at peace with being indoors in this “cold” (single digit Celsius) weather.

#cats #catsofbluesky 🐈‍⬛🐈
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I hated my first bread machine. I LOVE this one. Digital scale made all the difference…but good recipes help. Copycat steakhouse brown bread with too much cocoa (I spilled) smelled & handled like a tootsie roll candy while rising.

#baking #breadmachine 🍞

www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/dark...
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don’t think that shoulda happened.

My husband said he was trying to drill into a mini to pin part of it better than glue would alone. Maybe he hit a pin already buried in there. Still…
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My husband moved Lovebug indoors yesterday. He was a bundle of purrs & a lap boy for hours.

Today Vaquero clung to our windowsill & cried until he was also let in & reunited with his brother. He dislikes indoor life but he is bonded.

It doesn’t feel sustainable but we won’t evict.

#caturday 🐈🐈‍⬛
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Concho is now two days missing. I hope that he wandered afield & found a household who couldn’t resist his loving nature. Was always my hope.

🐈‍⬛
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I bought bread machine yeast. I regret this. The last two loaves have collapsed with no other alterations. Anyone hand baking wants a nearly full jar?

#baking #breadmachine
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The preschool suggested we draw hopscotch grids to fill in the Thanksgiving break time at home. I expected preschooler to lose focus at maybe six, not persevere & fill the grid! The literalism of writing ‘twenty-one” as “20 1” made me smile (from a distance, as this was under guidance from Big Kids)
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Are they the same cat? I can’t tell any longer unless larger & lovey is next to small & shy [Concho]. Larger boy has become SO SWEET I cannot endure it. Cheek nudges & tail taps to brothers, adopted brother, & humans alike.

#caturday
November 23, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Ain’t literacy grand? 🤣

I’m sorry I had to crop the meal planner board of Monday & the accomplishment of “[child] cooked ketchup mince! 😋” Stirring, browning onions & then meat, seasoning, cooking ketchup separately to thicken it. I handled stove controls & pasta making. Cheap student food.
November 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Important milestones in learning: the preschooler’s successful struggle to sound out, then type, the first letter of “hockey” after the fluent finding of “LA”.

After all of that, it was a disappointment that the all-knowing internet then said there was no game tonight.

#lakings #gokingsgo 🏒
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Our indoor cats have begun mutual grooming at last! Did they mature into it? Snuggle in the cold snap but realize sibling smells Wrong? Become jealous & increase the mutual scent in response to the outdoor cats bonding into two pairs? I’m grateful.

#cats #catsofbluesky 🐈‍⬛🐈
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hi! I see you have [groceries]. I can [help].

Concho was attempting self-service with regards to the eggs in the cargo compartment. Lovebug just wanted love. (Vaquero was trying to slay the safety strap, out of frame.)
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
As Dharma promised, a purple without a halo of blue pigment! Touches of black to break up the monochrome & touches of leftover fuchsia. I didn’t tie tightly enough for clear geode lines but am happy with the diamonds which formed in between tiny spirals on the sleeve. #tiedye
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dharma Trading fabric dyeing supplier is the best.

They, being of the old school, have space on the order form for just having a chat (instead of corporatized ‘feedback’). I dashed off a friendly note about our preschooler having fallen in love with the art & being the driving force behind… 1/?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Many are the u-turns of a small child hearing the cheers of GOOOOOAL during the trek to the bedtime room.

This year I’m having explained to me that these numbers [reads numbers] are shots & sometimes someone says no & sometimes the number gets smaller.

#lakings #hockey #gokingsgo
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I had to put the mewborns somewhere while changing the cloths in their den! My, but I didn’t know how much they would pee. Seven sweetlings! Two calicos, two dilute oranges (one solid, one tuxedo), one dilute gray tuxedo (girl?…), two stripey grays (one tinged with brown, boys?…)

#catsofbluesky 🐈🐈‍⬛
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The crosswinds nearly toppled my bike, trailer, & myself with it today. I use hybrid tires usually at 40 psi (we just had a cold snap, so they may be under) but not planning to change that: when grip is suddenly needed, like today, I’m grateful. But could I do more to steady?

#ebike #bikecommuting
November 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Did you know that roving pet clinics are part of the school fundraising cycle now? It’s affordable! Convenient! For a worthwhile cause!

I was taking Miss Skipped-Her-TNR-Appointment & kitten freeloader there when I listened to her cries…

Texted my husband…

Her newest litter’s in our backyard.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
T-shirts from Old Navy do not discharge dye with bleach very much, if at all. I’m impressed but also wondering how this will influence how the dye sits over unbleached gray. I applied the powders & the preschooler irrigated with hot water while supervising. This time preschooler kept clean. #tiedye
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
When we arrived home just now, we found tiny Pipes had snuck inside the house at some point. Indoor lass was Not Amused.

Earlier today he was trying to suckle on one of the TNR half-grown cats. Such patience the big one had, just scooped in his nearest brother for washing.

#cat #catsofbluesky 🐈‍⬛
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
After a long while I’ve found a substitute recipe for Swedish sirapslimpa rye (most American recipes are for spiced jul limpa, not the everyday loaf). Great for open faced sandwiches!

#breadmachine #baking 🍞

www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/doub...
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Siblings make the best pillows (after kicking them in the face & being bitten in return). 🐈‍⬛ #cat #catsofbluesky

(Yes, it’s my Election Day: yes, I voted.]
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Such trust. To think Concho was the most skittish of the original six…
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM