Americans not knowing Robbie Williams is bullshit. Everyone in the USA who was cognizant in 1999 remembers Millennium playing on "Now! That's What I Call Music Vol. 2" commercials.

Sometimes when I'm feeling low about the current state of the country, I watch old compilations of 43 saying wild ass shit.

"Now watch this drive" is my favorite, btw.

Me: "I'd watch anything Zendaya is in. I've loved everything she's starred in"
Husband: "You watched Euphoria?"
Me: "Yeah?"
Husband: "You liked Euphoria?"
Me: "No. And?"

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Starting today on my new year's resolution to declutter and purge the random BS I own. Today I am going through a bin that my husband I use to hold electronic boxes (think phones, fitbits, security cams). Why did I ever think these were things I needed to keep?

Your babies absolutely do not need to be with you while you're getting a pedicure. A nail salon is not the place for them. Especially if they're sitting on your lap and coughing up a lung in the face of the nail tech?! The audacity is insane.

This is not how those men were supposed to reunite. Be gentle with one another.

But really, what are we planning on doing when Eras Tour is over and we aren't playing Mastermind several times a week? This is a serious question. #taylorswift #theerastour

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,578,818!

A little peek into the happiest moments of 2024.

Deleting the Facebook and Instagram apps over a week ago has made me overall less anxious. Not the original intention of doing so but will absolutely take it.

Angy. 16th century. www.thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-a...

A lot of tears lately have been due to the fact that it's SO CUTE so watch my husband ( @thekdb.bsky.social ) interact with our cats, especially the kitten. They just love him so much and it's otherworldly adorable.

This Ken (@thekdb.bsky.social) loves his new Hoodie.

Why Christmas fireworks? Who's doing this? Why this late? I need answers I'm afraid I'll never receive.

I was hoping my first post (not tweet obv, are we not there yet?) was going to be a banger but I just need to remember the fact I could remember what Puppy Chow/Muddy Buddies were called so I said Chitty Paws.