Sam Allemang
@samallemang.com
• comedy screenwriter from Toronto
• winner of WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '24 for “Valley Dicks”
• guitar in grungy punk band, Lunchmeat
http://samallemang.com // lunchmeat.band
• winner of WeScreenplay TV Pilot Lab '24 for “Valley Dicks”
• guitar in grungy punk band, Lunchmeat
http://samallemang.com // lunchmeat.band
Didn't need this incident to confirm it, but if we did: WordPress sucks and is over.
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Didn't need this incident to confirm it, but if we did: WordPress sucks and is over.
“Can I get you something to drink? How ‘bout a glass of everybody milk? That’s right, it’s milk that comes from everybody! Ah, I see that you are pulling a gun on me. And have now shot me. For what it’s worth, I understand.”
August 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Can I get you something to drink? How ‘bout a glass of everybody milk? That’s right, it’s milk that comes from everybody! Ah, I see that you are pulling a gun on me. And have now shot me. For what it’s worth, I understand.”
Just saw and thoroughly enjoyed the new Naked Gun movie. Comedy with an audience — how we missed ye! Will have to replace one joke from the feature I’m co-writing…
August 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just saw and thoroughly enjoyed the new Naked Gun movie. Comedy with an audience — how we missed ye! Will have to replace one joke from the feature I’m co-writing…
Can this pile of rotting produce win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry?
August 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Can this pile of rotting produce win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry?
“Did you hear? Ned started a company!”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
July 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“Did you hear? Ned started a company!”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
“No! Not Ned Rexel?!”
“The very same.”
“Of all the visionary entrepreneurs I’ve met, Ned Rexel is not one of them.”
“Guess what it’s called.”
“Tell me.”
“Go on, guess.”
“Hmm. Ned’s Swell Business, as run by Ned.”
“Close…”
@declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social howdy fellas, maybe you're aware of this but it seems like the 2024 best-of episode isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts. Checked on my phone and in the browser. Shadow-banned for PooPoo PeePee?!?!
April 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@declouxj.bsky.social @willsloanesq.bsky.social howdy fellas, maybe you're aware of this but it seems like the 2024 best-of episode isn't showing up on Apple Podcasts. Checked on my phone and in the browser. Shadow-banned for PooPoo PeePee?!?!
🇨🇦 Canada: Snot for Sale 🇨🇦
March 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
🇨🇦 Canada: Snot for Sale 🇨🇦
Chilli con Carnie.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
January 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Chilli con Carnie.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
Sorry. Whatever. None of this matters.
David Cronenberg’s working title for Crash.
December 16, 2024 at 9:53 PM
David Cronenberg’s working title for Crash.
Reached Feist-tier in Duolingo.
November 30, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Reached Feist-tier in Duolingo.
TIP 4 WRITERS #1: A comedy writer friend asked how to check if an idea has already been done. This is a good use case for google's site filters. (Not a comprehensive list of sites, but you get the idea.) www.google.com/search?q=sit....
TIP 4 WRITERS #2: Find a pastrami take.
TIP 4 WRITERS #2: Find a pastrami take.
January 25, 2024 at 4:50 PM
TIP 4 WRITERS #1: A comedy writer friend asked how to check if an idea has already been done. This is a good use case for google's site filters. (Not a comprehensive list of sites, but you get the idea.) www.google.com/search?q=sit....
TIP 4 WRITERS #2: Find a pastrami take.
TIP 4 WRITERS #2: Find a pastrami take.
