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ham sandwich
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September 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
maybe going for a depression walk when it’s 95 degrees outside will heal me
August 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
i’m in her dm’s like: sam has unsent a message
August 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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This is genuinely the news every day
July 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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[tosses Scully folder] you ever hear of The Grinch
July 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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I read the plot to that movie you like on Wikipedia and it seems stupid
July 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
surely it will please my haters to know that my life has become immeasurably worse
July 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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on most july 4ths i'm more of a "we know america is evil just eat the fucking hot dog" kind if person but idk if i got it in me this year
July 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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A little bubble balloon dog for you

following rappenem's bubble sprite tutorial, but I definitely have a lot to learn about lighting and reflections.

#pixelart #pixel_dailies #pixelartist
May 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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“American Cartoons don’t show beautifully animated food and slice of life cozy comforts the way Ghibli films do”
Oh yeh?? Then explain THIS.
a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
ALT: a cartoon of a man cooking on a stove next to a jar of sauce and a pot .
media.tenor.com
March 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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His greed sickens me
March 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
my current bg3 playthrough started getting kinda freaky
March 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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soy El Chapo Roan
February 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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if i had a billion dollars and worldwide influence i would simply not debut my new character "Transphobic Lil Dicky" live on Joe Rogan's DMT Telethon
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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he/they of the day - the Great Deku Tree from Zelda
December 12, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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ain’t no way this guy’s name is Luigi Mansion
December 11, 2024 at 12:44 AM
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logging on
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Found this random screencap of Big Bird looking like he's about to address the allegations.
October 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
we’re reaching the “doctors recommend camel cigarettes” era of twitter ads
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
how it feels to join this app with nothing to my name
October 27, 2024 at 9:20 PM