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Scott Nickell
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Tech support, gamer, writer/poet, law school dropout. He/him. Opinions are not those of my employer(s), past, present, or future. They may not even be *mine*.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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I'm not sure I like where this might lead, though.
The cover art for "The Cyberpapacy: The Sourcebook of Cyber-Religious Reality," a sourcebook for the Torg TTRPG. Torg depicts a world under invasion by competing alternate realities, one of which is the Cyberpapacy, a kind of cyberpunk theocracy taking over France. Honestly, it was one of the more creative and interesting takes on the cyberpunk genre in 1990s RPGs. The artwork is a composite image of the Cyberpope, complete with integrated-circuit-encrusted mitre and pallium, a couple of imposingly-helmeted guards, and another cybered-up person surrounded by some gargoyles.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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We just need to impeach & remove *enough* people. :-)
The current line of succession after POTUS, copied from Wikipedia. There are 18 people in the list, from VP Vance down to Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. To be less facetious than my original post, I think in reality you'd pretty much have to impeach & remove all of these people simultaneously, because otherwise replacements would be appointed, who would then be eligible to step in. Even then, it almost certainly wouldn't actually result in a full general election.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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She was a little ball of grump and I loved her. I'm pretty sure she also deliberately posed for the camera. For example:
A small grey rabbit hiding among a pile of plush toy animals like E.T. A grey rabbit standing on two legs like a prairie dog. She did this when she saw that I was pointing a camera at her.
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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This is right out of Umberto Eco's "Ur-Fascism" essay.
The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Englishmen as the five-meal people. They ate more frequently than the poor but sober Italians. Jews are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.
November 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Pepe does have four arms, yes.

(Technically prawns are decapods, so he might have more that we never see, or the rest might all be legs).
Muppet character Pepe the King Prawn giving thumbs-up with all four of his hands.
November 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Fox Dei Guy
Fox God or Huxian Drawn by Artist She Xi
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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For the record: Hanging on my dining room wall is a piece I commissioned from the same artist featuring Statler as Hidetora in Ran.
Statler, the Muppet character, as Lord Hidetora Ichimonji in Akira Kurosawa's film "Ran". He sits in despair, flaming arrows setting alight the room behind him. The Mighty Favog (a living statue from early SNL Muppet sketches) takes the place of what was a suit of samurai armor on display in the original film.
November 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Aldo Valletti as The President in Pasolini's film "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom" (1975), sticking his fingers in the sides of his mouth to make a funny face. A brown substance is smeared on his lips. In the film, this is part of a feast scene in which everyone eats from plates of human feces. He is saying to one of the victims: "Carlo, do this with your fingers and say, 'I can't eat rice with my fingers like this.'" "I can't eat rice." "Then eat shit."
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I couldn't decide which would be the better joke reply to this, so just pick one.
Reserved parking: Compact vehicle Oversized vehicle parking only
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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My personal favorite (probably because I've had pet rabbits in my home for about 25 years now).
The cover of the Criterion Collection blu-ray of the animated film by Martin Rosen, Watership Down (1978). In a scene from the film, it depicts a silhouetted rabbit in a field, struggling for his life against the snare he has been caught in.
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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A panel from "Strange Planet" by Nathan W. Pyle. A cartoon alien being holds his hands to his face, surrounded by stars, with an expression of happiness and wonder. The caption reads: "Existence is finite; Joy needs no defense."
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Cat in a suit sitting at a table reading a newspaper. A caption reads "I should buy a pool table."
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Also this one, which came out a few years later, but I always like to use it as an example of how my parents, as a matter of principle, never shielded me from anything. I was eight. And I loved the movie. I even had one of the toys.
Alien In space no one can hear you scream
September 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid.
Caught in a world where they don't belong... they have one chance to escape! Walt Disney Productions presents Escape to Witch Mountain Starring Eddie Albert, Ray Milland, Donald Pleasence
September 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I have weird movie-watching tendencies.
My "Recent Activity" list from letterboxd.com. It shows that I have watched, over the last few days: Barry Lyndon (4 stars), Godzilla (4 stars), Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (3 1/2 stars), and Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (4 stars).
August 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Some of the real footage was leaked, though.
A promo poster for Doris Wishman's 1961 film, "Nude on the Moon". It features several (presumably nude) women silhouetted against a yellow drawing of the moon, with the text: "Man Discovers A NATURE CAMP On The MOON!" "A truly different adventure to take you OUT OF THIS WORLD!" "Nude on the Moon, In Beautiful Eastman Color" "ADULTS ONLY, Released Thru JER PICTURES, INC."
July 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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A man in a pinstripe suit, one of the libertine fascists from Pasolini's "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom", shouting "Mangia!" In the context of the film, he is forcing one of their young victims to eat poop.
July 28, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Name stories: Twyla (the cream tabby below) was named that by the shelter we got her from, and unusually it felt like the right name, and we kept it. She originally joined Princess Peanut Buttercup (a tortie, so named because we kept asking for suggestions and everyone had different ideas).
Twyla, a cream tabby cat, and Mikhail, a tuxedo cat, snuggled up together in a plush cat bed.
July 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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1970, man.
A screenshot of "Recent Activity" on Letterboxd, showing that the user has recently viewed MASH, Catch-22, Woodstock, and Patton.
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Salvador Dalí agrees.
A 1969 photograph of surrealist painter Salvador Dalí walking a giant anteater on a leash, coming up the steps out of a Paris Métro station, to the bemusement of a group of onlookers.
July 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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On the one hand, I know what you mean (mine was a touring 70mm restoration of 2001, with in-person intro by James Earl Jones). On the other hand, define "small".
The opening fly-by scene from Blade Runner on my 75" 4k UHD screen. Also visible is one of the speakers that's part of a surround sound system that I think might be higher quality than the system in the commercial cinema I saw Superman (2025) at last week.
July 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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It's July 1, so here's a thing I made a few years ago. Tagging @pptsapper.bsky.social because they might get a kick out of it.
A picture of Sam Elliott as Union army Brigadier General John Buford in the 1993 film "Gettysburg." Meme text over the picture says "It's over, Anakin! I have the high ground!"
July 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today.
Taffy (the white one), 2018-2025.
A white rabbit stands on top of a grey rabbit and looks at the camera.
July 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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A comic strip by KC Green. Panel 1: An orc and an elf approach a wizard in yellow robes, standing before a forest of yellow trees. "You come across an enchanted piss forest. Golden, pissy trees as far as the eye can pee!" Panel 2: The wizard continues: "I, the Whizzard, have made the piss forest you see before you!" Panel 3: The Whizzard, with an impish grin, asks, "Dare you enter my magical realm?" Panel 4: The orc and the elf stare silently at the Whizzard. Panel 5: A couple of guys sit at a D&D table, character sheets and dice in front of them. "Stop injecting your horrible fetishes into our game." "I am going to punch you." Panel 6: The DM folds his arms and rolls his eyes behind his DM screen. "All right, all right. You come across a bridge troll, instead." Panel 7: The orc and elf are facing a stone arch bridge, guarded by a troll. "To cross the bridge..." Panel 8: The troll opens his mouth. "You must pee into his mouth until he is" Panel 9: The DM behind his screen now has two black eyes. "The bridge troll has graciously let you pass, unpissed."
June 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM