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Salviati
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Just some guy living in the upper left hand corner of the US.
Sometimes gets paid to help people understand Physics better.
Anti-AI slop.
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A three panel meme: Panel 1: A young man says "I made a new plant" Panel 2: a skeptical looking woman asks "New or brassica oleracea?" Panel 3: The young man admits "Brassica oleracea..." next to a picture of many cultivars of brassica oleracea.
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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A still from The Critic. An Animated Orson Welles walking out of a commercial for green peas, saying "Wait, that's terrible. I quit"
November 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
The One True King (To Unite Them All). King Richard from Galavant played by Timothy Omundson.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
A Kree soldier from Guardians of the Galaxy holding a Jaffa cake. Jaffa Kree!
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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A US election map showing a huge democratic win 413 to 125 EV
November 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I kind of want to make a breadbox based on this design...
The box used in the Gom Jabbar test in Dune. It contains pain.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Tori Amos, in a box. The cover of Little Earthquakes
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Dexter (From Dexter's Laboratory) looking swole as he puts togther some machine that may be part of a robot.
November 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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A political sign saying "But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others." in the style of the ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY sign.
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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A political sign saying "NO TIME for LOVE, DOCTOR JONES" in the style of the ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY sign.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A political sign saying "DEATH CAB for CUTIE" in the style of the ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY sign.
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Seems to be fixed now
A political sign saying "ABASIK CAMPFIRE for WARCHIEF" in the style of the ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY sign.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: "Civil Defense" aired in the US 31 years ago today
November 8, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Kent Brockman giving a news report, with the caption "I, for one, welcome our new capybara overlords" with a picture of a capabara chilling in some water with a yuzu on it's head.
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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The Subway Sanwiches logo altered to say "eat it fash" instead of "eat fresh"
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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A picture of marc andreessen, who has a very egg shaped head, with the colors of his suit altered to be a white jacket and tie with a bright yellow shirt, in the vein of Egghead from Batman.
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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"We'll have to assemble our crack team of specialists to deal with this situation"
A picture of the Muppets, featuring Scooter, Ms. Piggy, Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, Rowlf, and Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
October 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Congrats!
We're near the start on our real push for Doug Dimensius owner of the Dimensius Devourdome.
Dimensius from World of Warcraft wearing the hat of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Like when T'lyn is absolutely giddy in this scene from the comics.
T'lyn from the Lower Decks comic, losing all control and expressing absolute giddiness as she cracks an ever so slight smile.
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Dr. Crusher, alone in a turbolift looking concerned, with the text "I'm all alone in the universe, but at least there's no 'All I want for Christmas is you'"
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I recognize only one Orange King
A picture of the (former) Orange King burger and teriyaki restaurant from the U-District in Seattle, WA
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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A meme of a google search for "Pete Hegseth nuance" which returns the response "Did you mean: 'Pete Hegseth nuisance'"
October 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Computer - Enhance
A picture of a fiery streak in the sky, with a Nyancat added in the front.
October 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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If Richard Scarry has taught me anything, it is that you are 100% correct.
A Richard Scarry illustration of a pig butcher in a boater hat (would a porkpie have been too on the nose (snout?)? ). He is cutting slices of sausage, and is standing next to a display case of various meats, some of which look suspiciously like ham.
October 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The two buttons meme. One of the buttons is the King of the Hill "If those kids could read, they would be very upset" meme. The other button is the Arthur "This sign can't stop me, I can't read" meme
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM