Smooth (Brained) Criminal
@saltysmooth.bsky.social
He/They | 39 | I play video games and TTRPGs sometimes | Parental Unit | Absent Dad of the Salty Splatoon
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Go on. Smash or pass? :^)
August 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Go on. Smash or pass? :^)
We're about halfway through the decade! What are your four favorite games from the 2020's?
Expedition 33 going here wasn't in question; it was practically a no-brainer. It's also not just a seminal hit for me; it's an all-timer and a favorite, easily top 5. The others were a bit harder to place.
Expedition 33 going here wasn't in question; it was practically a no-brainer. It's also not just a seminal hit for me; it's an all-timer and a favorite, easily top 5. The others were a bit harder to place.
July 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We're about halfway through the decade! What are your four favorite games from the 2020's?
Expedition 33 going here wasn't in question; it was practically a no-brainer. It's also not just a seminal hit for me; it's an all-timer and a favorite, easily top 5. The others were a bit harder to place.
Expedition 33 going here wasn't in question; it was practically a no-brainer. It's also not just a seminal hit for me; it's an all-timer and a favorite, easily top 5. The others were a bit harder to place.
My haul from the midnight release of the Switch...2. Kinda funny that Mario Kart was the only launch game that GameStop had available in-store, and the Walmart around the bend had that and even more. Cyberpunk, Bravely Default HD, and pretty much everything else is there.
June 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
My haul from the midnight release of the Switch...2. Kinda funny that Mario Kart was the only launch game that GameStop had available in-store, and the Walmart around the bend had that and even more. Cyberpunk, Bravely Default HD, and pretty much everything else is there.
Tentative setup, but my new PC is finally online
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Tentative setup, but my new PC is finally online
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
February 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
And not King Dedede? smh
February 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
And not King Dedede? smh
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
And that is why I abuse
Company time
...to make selfish purchases like this one :^) Literally dropped everything I was doing on the job to go and grab this right away. Probably not gonna play this version very much cuz fuck paying for online, buuuuut...
I make a dime
And that is why I abuse
Company time
...to make selfish purchases like this one :^) Literally dropped everything I was doing on the job to go and grab this right away. Probably not gonna play this version very much cuz fuck paying for online, buuuuut...
November 24, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
And that is why I abuse
Company time
...to make selfish purchases like this one :^) Literally dropped everything I was doing on the job to go and grab this right away. Probably not gonna play this version very much cuz fuck paying for online, buuuuut...
I make a dime
And that is why I abuse
Company time
...to make selfish purchases like this one :^) Literally dropped everything I was doing on the job to go and grab this right away. Probably not gonna play this version very much cuz fuck paying for online, buuuuut...
Sure, why not.
September 27, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Sure, why not.
The first 10%
September 20, 2024 at 2:30 PM
The first 10%
Yeaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyy I got it!
Won't be playing for a little while, granted. I gotta finish Persona 3 Reload first and tend to some stuff IRL, but yeah.
Won't be playing for a little while, granted. I gotta finish Persona 3 Reload first and tend to some stuff IRL, but yeah.
February 29, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Yeaaaaaaaaah boyyyyyy I got it!
Won't be playing for a little while, granted. I gotta finish Persona 3 Reload first and tend to some stuff IRL, but yeah.
Won't be playing for a little while, granted. I gotta finish Persona 3 Reload first and tend to some stuff IRL, but yeah.
Person 3 Reload get! Dunno when I'll be playing it, but hey. P3 is probably the one I'm least familiar with hands-on, but I got the gist of story beats and events via watching a friend of mine play it when I was chilling at his place.
February 2, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Person 3 Reload get! Dunno when I'll be playing it, but hey. P3 is probably the one I'm least familiar with hands-on, but I got the gist of story beats and events via watching a friend of mine play it when I was chilling at his place.
Spooder-Men 2
October 20, 2023 at 7:21 AM
Spooder-Men 2
Sadly I forgot Superstars came out today, and I only have enough for one game...
Spider-Man 2, my beloved. Soon...
Spider-Man 2, my beloved. Soon...
October 17, 2023 at 10:16 AM
Sadly I forgot Superstars came out today, and I only have enough for one game...
Spider-Man 2, my beloved. Soon...
Spider-Man 2, my beloved. Soon...
got 'emmmmmmm
August 25, 2023 at 1:09 PM
got 'emmmmmmm
"We have Box City at home!"
Box City at home:
Box City at home:
August 22, 2023 at 2:45 PM
"We have Box City at home!"
Box City at home:
Box City at home: