Of course I would be tempted by flannel on Coming Out day

Okay gals and pals
In your opinion, keep or sell.

Never been opened. My fil got it for a school board auction back in 2008 and decided to get something *better* and totally forgot to return them and just rediscovered them. 💀

A is coming home* this evening and I'm so fucking excited.

*Technically his childhood home/parents house

I'm other news Baby S is 5 months old and WHERE HAS THE TIME GONE?
Look at those wrist rolls! How is this the same 4 pound baby I gave birth to?!

Behold, my father who would rather die on this goddamn hill than protect his grandson who ended up being premature.

With what's his dumbass in charge of HHS I might end up going scorched earth on him (and the rest of my family) for being unvaccinated dickholes

I have carried plenty of daycare babies in this carrier and it's just so nice to finally be able to carry my own.
Also Baby S snores like he has been working a grueling 9-5 manual labor job 💀

Help me decide which shoe should be my new house shoe. Ya girls feet hurt *so much* and my birk sandals just feel so heavy and I really don't want to trip with the baby. **Comment your vote below**
(If you have an acct, feel free to pop over to my Twitter and vote on the poll if you want to be anon)

Why use a space heater in the nursery/office when all you need to do is turn on your spouse's desktop.

This was going to be the fan in *my* office space, but A and S need it in their space more than me 💀

Everyone say hello to Serenity

Does this make us real adults now? 😂

Back on my bullshit:
Convincing friends to listen to Ron Pope lol

The Spouse™️ is *so* ready 😂

And Peach hasn't snuggled with me like this in ages
(Ignore the boxes, we are still unpacking from the move. Who knew doing it with a newborn in the NICU would be damn near impossible lol)

Seriously considering moving further north.

Daily dose of Peach