Emi 🩷💜💙
@saltyicequeen.bsky.social
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Feral SAHM
Almost as feral and unhinged as my locked twitter alt
Feral SAHM
Almost as feral and unhinged as my locked twitter alt
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Emi 🩷💜💙
@saltyicequeen.bsky.social
· Nov 25
Back on my bullshit:
Convincing friends to listen to Ron Pope lol
Convincing friends to listen to Ron Pope lol
I think my favorite part of thrifting online for Christmas gifts is sending A the links to the most cringiest Christmas decor. 💀
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November 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I think my favorite part of thrifting online for Christmas gifts is sending A the links to the most cringiest Christmas decor. 💀
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Having weird feelings about buying secondhand things for people for Christmas this year even though most are new in box or like new.
I love thrifting, idk why doing it for Christmas gifts is giving me pause.
I love thrifting, idk why doing it for Christmas gifts is giving me pause.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Having weird feelings about buying secondhand things for people for Christmas this year even though most are new in box or like new.
I love thrifting, idk why doing it for Christmas gifts is giving me pause.
I love thrifting, idk why doing it for Christmas gifts is giving me pause.
What if I started wearing giant bows and made it my personality? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
What if I started wearing giant bows and made it my personality? 😂
Can't sleep bc the toddler is *snoring* and it's too damn cute.
A, "man he's snoring like he's the one paying the bills."
Me, "trying not to lose it and wake S up."
A, "man he's snoring like he's the one paying the bills."
Me, "trying not to lose it and wake S up."
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Can't sleep bc the toddler is *snoring* and it's too damn cute.
A, "man he's snoring like he's the one paying the bills."
Me, "trying not to lose it and wake S up."
A, "man he's snoring like he's the one paying the bills."
Me, "trying not to lose it and wake S up."
I am incredibly annoyed that I'm still in quite a bit of pain almost 2 weeks after surgery. Like, yeah, I expected to still be in some pain/discomfort but this is way more than I expected. This might be worse than my C-section recovery.
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I am incredibly annoyed that I'm still in quite a bit of pain almost 2 weeks after surgery. Like, yeah, I expected to still be in some pain/discomfort but this is way more than I expected. This might be worse than my C-section recovery.
Home health needs to hurry up and call back bc the pain meds are kicking in and I'm getting very sleepy.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Home health needs to hurry up and call back bc the pain meds are kicking in and I'm getting very sleepy.
Yeet Gallbladder Surgery went really well! Since my gallbladder was angry AF I had the privilege of getting the Old Timey Special instead of laparoscopic, and I will have a gnarly scar that's about a foot long.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Yeet Gallbladder Surgery went really well! Since my gallbladder was angry AF I had the privilege of getting the Old Timey Special instead of laparoscopic, and I will have a gnarly scar that's about a foot long.
Happy Yeet Gallbladder Day!
November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy Yeet Gallbladder Day!
Happy Yeet Gallbladder Surgery Eve to all who celebrate.
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Happy Yeet Gallbladder Surgery Eve to all who celebrate.
Area Spouse has informed me that he has accidentally asked off for Monday and Tuesday instead of Tuesday and Wednesday (when I have surgery and in the hospital).
Oh noooo, we get to spend time together child* free. The horror!
*S will be at Camp Grandma's causing a ruckus while I'm in the hospital
Oh noooo, we get to spend time together child* free. The horror!
*S will be at Camp Grandma's causing a ruckus while I'm in the hospital
November 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Area Spouse has informed me that he has accidentally asked off for Monday and Tuesday instead of Tuesday and Wednesday (when I have surgery and in the hospital).
Oh noooo, we get to spend time together child* free. The horror!
*S will be at Camp Grandma's causing a ruckus while I'm in the hospital
Oh noooo, we get to spend time together child* free. The horror!
*S will be at Camp Grandma's causing a ruckus while I'm in the hospital
Trying to convince The Spouse that he is legally required to give me the gallbladder equivalent of a Push Present. 😂
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trying to convince The Spouse that he is legally required to give me the gallbladder equivalent of a Push Present. 😂
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It was nice when Sesame Street added Julia, but it's nonsense to claim she was their first autistic character. You've got a guy who collects paperclips and another who has to count everything
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It was nice when Sesame Street added Julia, but it's nonsense to claim she was their first autistic character. You've got a guy who collects paperclips and another who has to count everything
I hope y'all are ready for me to live (tweet?) my post surgery hospital stay.
Assuming I don't nap the whole time between vital checks every 2ish hours and 4am lab draws *in the hand* 😭
Assuming I don't nap the whole time between vital checks every 2ish hours and 4am lab draws *in the hand* 😭
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I hope y'all are ready for me to live (tweet?) my post surgery hospital stay.
Assuming I don't nap the whole time between vital checks every 2ish hours and 4am lab draws *in the hand* 😭
Assuming I don't nap the whole time between vital checks every 2ish hours and 4am lab draws *in the hand* 😭
Today is a Feel like Hot Garbage day. Luckily I have a fantastic spouse that took S to his appt this morning so I could sleep and rest.
I only feel a little bad that I missed it, but there will also be more.
Also t-minus 3.5 days until my surgery. I am so ready.
I only feel a little bad that I missed it, but there will also be more.
Also t-minus 3.5 days until my surgery. I am so ready.
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Today is a Feel like Hot Garbage day. Luckily I have a fantastic spouse that took S to his appt this morning so I could sleep and rest.
I only feel a little bad that I missed it, but there will also be more.
Also t-minus 3.5 days until my surgery. I am so ready.
I only feel a little bad that I missed it, but there will also be more.
Also t-minus 3.5 days until my surgery. I am so ready.
In the middle of a chaotic 3 weeks.
Last week S and I had appts on two different days.
This week I had a very successful, and hopefully the last, pancreatitis procedure. Sage has a 9am appt tomorrow.
Last week S and I had appts on two different days.
This week I had a very successful, and hopefully the last, pancreatitis procedure. Sage has a 9am appt tomorrow.
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
In the middle of a chaotic 3 weeks.
Last week S and I had appts on two different days.
This week I had a very successful, and hopefully the last, pancreatitis procedure. Sage has a 9am appt tomorrow.
Last week S and I had appts on two different days.
This week I had a very successful, and hopefully the last, pancreatitis procedure. Sage has a 9am appt tomorrow.
Idk what the neighbors in 803 are doing, but they have been loud with building something? Lots of clinging and clanging are happening over there and my nosey ass just wants to know.
At least we know what the ruckus is when 805 is being loud, he has his kids for the week and they're getting rowdy 😂
At least we know what the ruckus is when 805 is being loud, he has his kids for the week and they're getting rowdy 😂
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Idk what the neighbors in 803 are doing, but they have been loud with building something? Lots of clinging and clanging are happening over there and my nosey ass just wants to know.
At least we know what the ruckus is when 805 is being loud, he has his kids for the week and they're getting rowdy 😂
At least we know what the ruckus is when 805 is being loud, he has his kids for the week and they're getting rowdy 😂
Of course I would be tempted by flannel on Coming Out day
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Of course I would be tempted by flannel on Coming Out day
Having pancreatitis is a wild ride, some days it's an annoying tummy ache, other days you look dramatic walking around with the vomit bucket and feeling like death.
Today is a bucket day 🙃
Today is a bucket day 🙃
September 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Having pancreatitis is a wild ride, some days it's an annoying tummy ache, other days you look dramatic walking around with the vomit bucket and feeling like death.
Today is a bucket day 🙃
Today is a bucket day 🙃
Finding a new PCP bc of insurance changing is such a pain in the ass. Please don't assign any random ass PCP! And if you have to use your noggin and look at where the rest of my care team is located!
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Finding a new PCP bc of insurance changing is such a pain in the ass. Please don't assign any random ass PCP! And if you have to use your noggin and look at where the rest of my care team is located!
When you want to get into crystals, but not Like That 💀
I'm just a sucker for pretty rocks.
I'm just a sucker for pretty rocks.
September 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
When you want to get into crystals, but not Like That 💀
I'm just a sucker for pretty rocks.
I'm just a sucker for pretty rocks.
Man, what a fucking summer (negative).
So far it has consisted of:
- Being in the hospital a collective 6 weeks
- getting a T1 AND T2 Dx (I'm also allergic to artificial sweeteners 💀)
- being severely anemic
- missing out on some of Baby S's milestones
So far it has consisted of:
- Being in the hospital a collective 6 weeks
- getting a T1 AND T2 Dx (I'm also allergic to artificial sweeteners 💀)
- being severely anemic
- missing out on some of Baby S's milestones
July 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Man, what a fucking summer (negative).
So far it has consisted of:
- Being in the hospital a collective 6 weeks
- getting a T1 AND T2 Dx (I'm also allergic to artificial sweeteners 💀)
- being severely anemic
- missing out on some of Baby S's milestones
So far it has consisted of:
- Being in the hospital a collective 6 weeks
- getting a T1 AND T2 Dx (I'm also allergic to artificial sweeteners 💀)
- being severely anemic
- missing out on some of Baby S's milestones
Chronic illness be like, "is there a way I can just take a break from myself? Like just one day off."
July 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Chronic illness be like, "is there a way I can just take a break from myself? Like just one day off."
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San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
June 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
Ahh yes. Evening time. Where Baby S ain't having it and I feel like a shit* mom bc I can't do anything bc I'm still recovering.
*I know I'm not, but ugh, I wish I could do something.
**Not asking for advice**
*I know I'm not, but ugh, I wish I could do something.
**Not asking for advice**
May 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ahh yes. Evening time. Where Baby S ain't having it and I feel like a shit* mom bc I can't do anything bc I'm still recovering.
*I know I'm not, but ugh, I wish I could do something.
**Not asking for advice**
*I know I'm not, but ugh, I wish I could do something.
**Not asking for advice**
Ngl, it has been very delightful watching my mil lose the contact nap war with Baby S 😂
Ma'am I told you it's not going to work, the boy needs the snuggles.
Mil does a lot of stuff in wouldn't, but at this point in recovery I really don't care (and S won't remember lol)
Ma'am I told you it's not going to work, the boy needs the snuggles.
Mil does a lot of stuff in wouldn't, but at this point in recovery I really don't care (and S won't remember lol)
May 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Ngl, it has been very delightful watching my mil lose the contact nap war with Baby S 😂
Ma'am I told you it's not going to work, the boy needs the snuggles.
Mil does a lot of stuff in wouldn't, but at this point in recovery I really don't care (and S won't remember lol)
Ma'am I told you it's not going to work, the boy needs the snuggles.
Mil does a lot of stuff in wouldn't, but at this point in recovery I really don't care (and S won't remember lol)