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salt
@saltsyrup.bsky.social
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"hello, I'm the very average guy."

Salt • they//them • 32 • Colorado
museum sciences & classical lit undergrad • cosplay • videos game enjoyer • coffee & naps ♾️

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“You know what? My stuff can wait 'til morning. I think I can squeeze a little bog party in.”

📷: Dawn G
cosplay: @saltsyrup.bsky.social

#starbutterfly #starvstheforcesofevil #cosplay
salt cosplaying as Star Butterfly in the Beast of Boggabah outfit, they are standing in the midst of a forest trail under the speckled light coming through the tree canopy and smiling gently. salt cosplaying as Star Butterfly in the Beast of Boggabah outfit, they are standing in the midst of a forest trail under the speckled light coming through the tree canopy and leaning on one foot looking up at the light with a smile.
July 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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peaceful hike (aside from the hazardous humidity conditions) 🌿
a photo of the first set of falls within the Dark Hollow Falls trail in Shenandoah National Park. a photo of the ground sprinkled with miscellaneous greenery and flowers popping out of the dirt
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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well you’re not wrong……..
A screenshot of Arknights, Thorns alter promotion 2 splash art with his promotion 2 introduction—above is a text message notification that came in from “dad” to family group chat saying “now we need a big man”
July 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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CosAm ootds - didn’t cosplay much but I enjoyed the workshops and people watching 🌿
Salt is cosplaying as Time Skip Dimitri in a full sweat suit with the graphics “I HAVE GIVEN UP” in all caps on the front of the jumper, the arms and legs of the sweat pants. They are wearing docs, an N95 mask and a leather eyepatch to complete the look. Mirror selfie. Salt cosplaying as Star in the blood moon ball gown taking a mirror selfie holding a kirby pouch. Salt taking a mirror selfie wearing black long sleeves and a black dress with :) and :( print all over. ✌️ Salt taking a mirror selfie wearing black hiking boots, black low rise jorts with a silver chain, a cropped lettuce hemmed tank top with a long sleeve pull over. They are also wearing a black baseball cap with horns, and holding a black tote purse accessorized with a Labubu, Pokémon, bandana, sparkly keychains and a lanyard.
July 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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forgot to post here been so 🐝💤 but i cut my hair :^)
A photo of the window decorating at a restaurant. Textured metals line the windows and in front of them are vases of dried plants and grasses. The area is strikingly lit with the blue hour flowing in from outside and the indoor lights glowing Golden creating a contrast on the metals. A selfie of Salt looking at the camera. They are wearing their usual black metal frames and a black square neck blouse and their hair is cut short, silver, with dyed prisms scattered around. A selfie of Salt smiling at the camera. They are wearing their usual black metal frames and a black square neck blouse and their hair is cut short, silver, with dyed prisms scattered around.
July 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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with the weather we’ve been having i figured none of my neighbors would see me doing this airbrush project—every single one of them and their children in this cul-de-sac in fact saw
👁️👄👁️
a photo of a garage with a blow up leg mannequin wearing lavender tights (and a taped paper zig zag outline stencil) hanging from the ceiling. There are various outdoor tools hanging on the walls and a makeshift airbrush station on top of storage boxes.
May 29, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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me at work: if I have to make another gd lavender oat milk matcha I’m gonna lose it

me at home:
May 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Krystal says this is payback for inflicting my period pains across time to that blonde bastard in 650 BCE so it truly is my own hubris………..
a coloured doodle drawing of Salt projecting their period pains (based on the meme) to Achilles (Illiad) writing says “me projecting my Period pains across time to Achilles in 650 BCE or w/e” and “yes his ass is out”
April 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Pinterest please…. You’re scaring me
A screenshot of a sponsored post from Pinterest, the image is of a group of people all in swim wear (and helmets?) in a dark cave—the advertisement claims it is for YoLo Pool Bar Villas that you can book through Expedia. Wtf kind of pool bar villa is that where you need to wear helmets and it’s dark???????
April 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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honse
April 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I had all the baristas draw Mind Horses™️ today 🐎
a photo of a bunch of empty paper Starbucks cups with horses drawn on them in sharpie. The horses have been drawn with no reference, and a good amount of them are misshapen and.. not entirely horse-like.
April 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I got to edit some photos and work a lil on my stash project (because I am avoiding my class discussion 🙃)
a strip of faux vinyl being sewn to create a clean edge that won’t fray
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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only real ones know Zagreus bites straight into the pom rind cause he doesn’t know any better, he eats raw onions like apples
April 14, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Life is still worth living there is many chili cheese dogs to try and lots of energy drink flavours that haven’t even been invented yet!!!
A photo of a plush sonic doll hanging by wire in a crane game machine by his neck, he is facing away and added text says “Sonic no!!!”
April 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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not been a fan of Siege at all in main story, shes wishy washy and her growth doesn’t seem organic to her as a character/to her core values so the current event is such a slog for me
A screenshot of an app store rating for the game Arknights. The review is one star and reads “there is british people in the game” 167 people found this helpful’
April 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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🌬️ brushing my cheek is a familiar, stirring wind 🎐

📷: @madsubi.bsky.social
cosplay & editing: @saltsyrup.bsky.social

#littlewitchacademia #shinychariot #cosplay
A photo of Salt cosplaying as Shiny Chariot from little witch academia. They are sitting amongst boulders and driftwood in a rocky mossy alcove peering at the sky above from under their large hat with their hands clasped together.
April 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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simultaneously working on my finals while also working on my summer cosplans takes away from my 9 hour naps hrrghh
meme post image of two cats wearing banana suits (edited) and the captions say “time for another week” “i am not prepared but I will do it”
April 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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snow day 🌨️🌀 feeling fond 🩵
A photo of a lake partially frozen over in a light layer of ice just past sunset—during “blue hour” with lots of pine trees in the background and snow on the ground surrounding the lake. Salt is cosplaying as Riché from Witch Hat Atelier post spin followed by a fluttering cape, in front of a wooden troll sculpture.
April 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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life hack if i put on lipgloss it makes it so i can’t take a nap
a selfie of Salt with a pouting face A selfie of Salt with a closed mouth smile looking at the camera
April 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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my boi you are gonna have no sacks left to give if you don’t beat your dad’s ass this time
a screenshot of Zagreus from Hades game giving very good boy Cerberus a Satyr Sack. The narrator caption says “Prince Zagreus one more offers to Cerberus one of his favoured sacks.” Which sounds very funny without context
March 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Chad you are an Enemy of Christ
A photo of a Starbucks drink with 15 customization lines—the barista holding it has to make it in under 40 seconds and is miserable
March 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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why did I pick a STE(A)M major hrhhregghhrgegghhhhhh
March 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Spring break means we’re CHILCHUCK GAMING NOW yippee
a screenshot of a 10 pull from Arknights with the six star being Marcille, followed directly by Chilchuck and Laios A screenshot from Arknights showing Chilchuck promoted to elite level 2 and his new splash art
March 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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something new.. finally had my first day off since last month 😮‍💨
A selfie of salt looking off 3/4 view. They are wearing a white collared shirt and a sweater vest a selfie of Salt looking at the camera with a smile. They are wearing a white collared shirt with a black Diamond patterned sweater vest.
February 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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big quiz + finals prep… ❄️
A photo of a notebook filled with notes topped with a study book. In the background there is a fireplace reflecting bookshelves
February 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM