Sally Quilford
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Sally Quilford
@sallyquilford.bsky.social
Welsh born, Derbyshire based writer, gamer, daydreamer, mum, nana. Interested in films, books, shows, games, nerdism. Not interested in Colonol Doctor Veterinary puppy rescuer who needs money from gullible woman to get his big idea off the ground.
I’m also honest. ❤️❤️❤️❤️
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You look fabulous! ❤️❤️❤️
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It’s cute that you think a ‘stream of women’ will even get close enough to find out.
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
That must have been an expensive petrol station.

I lost my husband just before Christmas in 2017. I didn’t regret buying him anything. Only that he wasn’t here to open it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You are stunning. 😍
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Ah, yes, I see. It still begs the question of why their company doesn’t have their own fire safety equipment.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It can’t possibly be due to the fact that the OP is happy when someone becomes an amputee… 🤔😉
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So, you were over 30st? Because, to lose 20st and have anything left, you would have to have been.

It took me over a year to lose 8 1/2 stone. I imagine losing 20st would take quite a while. Definitely more than 7 months.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Since most tinsel is red, gold, silver, green, and shiny, I can’t say I see a connection there. But proper counselling might help. I wouldn’t like finding a cat’s tail. 🤢
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You know you can buy toothpicks, right?
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I’ve said all along; Melania is not his wife. She’s his handler.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
So you don’t have fire regulations and equipment in your workplace? You rely on one bloke at the next desk to provide an extinguisher put out any fires?

Assuming you’re in Britain, I think HSE would like a word with your employers.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Farage: Hold my beer…
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My cousin does this. Her birthday is Christmas Day, but she celebrates it in August. She’s upfront about it.
November 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Can I suggest adding a scene showing Kevin’s vile Uncle Homealone getting a punch in the face from Daddy and/or Mummy Homealone for treating their son like garbage in his own home. And if the bratty elder brother could trip over the Eiffel Tower, that would be good.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
👏👏👏👏
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
We used to give my dad food from our cupboards when he was short of money. The labels had fallen off some of them. Which is how he ended up putting dog food on a dinner, thinking it was stewed steak. He only realised when he took the first bite.
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Maybe he just finished a night shift, and needed time to decompress before going home.
November 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
And the wee donkey 😉
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
TL;DNR is the shortened English version of ‘too long; did not read.’
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I do that, with the back of my hand, to show dogs that I am non threatening. So, same thing really.
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This feels rather specific. How long did you go on about your haemorrhoids?
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM