Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.

My fellow crafty loves, can someone point me towards a “complicated” #crochet amigurumi pattern? I’m kinda sick of no sew and want to make something really cool

Outside of Joann’s, in 12 degree weather, waiting for it to open? Couldn’t be me 😂 I work here and I don’t even wanna be here at 9am

Writing a personal statement for grad school is outright begging for them to take your money and why your money is the best money to take (yes I’m writing mine now) 😒

I would love to be productive today, unfortunately this 20.6 lb lad has decided to use me as a bed 🐱🐈

I am too deep in the garden 🪴 to try and comprehend the Adventure Time iceberg I’m watching 😂

I wonder which mammal is the best kisser. We humans shouldn't, in our arrogance, assume.

Can you block things on #Spotify? If they try to make me listen to the Joe Rogan podcast one more time I’m ready to jump ship. I’ve gone out of my way to avoid his content so there’s no excuse for this 💩

They absolutely buried TikTok in a Pet Sematary because what was resurrected was NOT what was laid to rest.

We’re about to find out that sometimes dead is better, real quick.

How am I supposed to touch grass when, today of all days, hell has frozen over?

May I offer you a teeny tiny toad in these trying times?

(American Toadlet) #herps 🌿

This last week has been exhausting. Just trying to vibe in positive socials without the noise. Anyway, hey ❤️

Rewatching Lost is fun to zone out to. Deep concentration interrupted by polar bears on a deserted island and going “Who’s that?” every 5 minutes 😂